In this jam-packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes back Kevin and Dan for a wild ride through football hot takes, unexpected hotel drama, liquor laws, and jailhouse policies that sound too crazy to be true.

Bill kicks things off with Dan’s now-viral comment about the Buffalo Bills potentially going 17-0 in the 2025 NFL season. Kevin, ever the Patriots fan, rolls his eyes—then shares a crazy story from Patriot Place where a harmless moment snapping pics with rookie players at a hotel turned into a bizarre run-in with a power-tripping manager and a tense encounter involving #4 overall draft pick Will Campbell.

Later, Monroe County Sheriff Deputy Hurley joins the show to break down a shocking new policy at the local jail: all inmate mail is now photocopied to prevent drug smuggling via soaked letters and pages. Yes, that’s a thing. Legal mail gets extra scrutiny, and Bill is both impressed and disturbed by the ingenuity.

As outdoor drinking season approaches, Deputy Hurley agrees to join the next episode—live from Kevin’s garage—to administer on-air breathalyzers while Kevin drinks. It’s funny, educational, and probably slightly dangerous.
Also in this episode:

• A Trader Joe’s liquor store score in Massachusetts: $9 vodka and 17 bottles of Irish whiskey?!
• An update (or lack thereof) on William Fabian of Pittsford, and the podcast’s ongoing quest to find out why he allegedly drove 30 minutes to trash a police car at 5:55 a.m.
• A real talk moment about health scares, TIA symptoms, and Bill’s own hospital visit that thankfully wasn’t a stroke.
• Bill gives heartfelt advice to his 20-something son about the importance of using your youth to discover who you are—not just diving headfirst into the 9-to-5 grind.
• And of course… we wrap it up with a spirited round of Name That Tune—think you can beat the guys?

Enjoy this one—it’s honest, hilarious, and full of the unexpected.

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