My polite response to the rude people who accosted me for driving a fuel-hungry, twelve cylinder automobile. Why we circumcise. The higher and holy purpose of energy and how the Left has it all wrong. What Chanukah lights have to do with foreskins. Why airplane engines burn oil not coal like older railway locomotives. The real purpose of aging and why not to dye your hair. Make a mistake with a recipe or driving directions and people gently correct you. But if you don't agree with them on use of energy, you're not mistaken, you're evil! If you don't recycle, you're not just ignorant, you're evil! If you prefer a 12 cylinder 420 horsepower gasoline driven car that can do 110 MPH and go 300 miles on a tank of gas to a cute little electric car whose main purpose is to advertise your virtue and purity, well, you're just plain evil.