Couldn't Care Less

Amazon Crash: https://news.yahoo.com/4-indigenous-siblings-found-alive-042645778.html 
Kaczynski Dead: https://news.yahoo.com/theodore-ted-kaczynski-known-unabomber-165836331.html 
Pat Robertson Dead: https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/08/pat-robertson-broadcaster-christian-700-club-conservative-evangelist-religion-gop/ 
Bam 5150: https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/05/bam-margera-5150-hold-suicide-family-concern-brother-jess/ 

Indian Train Crash: https://news.yahoo.com/india-train-crash-kills-over-050047671.html 

Soccer Stampede: https://news.yahoo.com/soccer-stadium-stampede-el-salvador-150404920.html 
Dollar Store Thief: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/22/dollar-store-employee-hits-shoplifter-car-video/ 
N-word League: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/22/as-broadcaster-glen-kuiper-fired-after-saying-n-word-on-air/ 
Alligator Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/22/florida-man-loses-arm-alligator-attack-behind-bar/ 
Cocaine Shark: https://youtu.be/AdNeKUvO6pg 
RIP Tina Turner: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/singer-tina-turner-dies-aged-183946656.html 
Drag Story Time: https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/montana-becomes-first-state-to-ban-drag-story-hours-176771141863 

Shark Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/15/shark-attack-fisherman-kayak-scott-haraguchi-hawaii-oahu-video/ 
Worst Car Chase Ever: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/17/prince-harry-meghan-markle-followed-paparazzi-car-chase/ 
$3 Billion Dollar Mistake: https://news.yahoo.com/accounting-error-means-pentagon-send-230700674.html 
Sexy Pregnant Rihanna: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/18/rihanna-topless-pregnancy-photos-maternity-shoot/ 
$200 Million Dollar House: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/19/jay-z-beyonce-home-purchase-malibu-record-breaking-mansion/ 

Highway Accident: https://news.yahoo.com/multiple-fatalities-illinois-highway-following-195528475.html 
RIP Gordon Lightfoot: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/01/gordon-lightfoot-dead-dies-folk-singer/ 
Glacier Wiener: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/03/canadian-man-from-dildo-spots-penis-shaped-iceberg/ 
De Niro Kid: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/09/robert-de-niro-79-welcomes-new-child-baby-father/ 
Arby's Freezer: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/12/arbys-dead-body-employee-found-freezer-restaurant-louisiana/ 
Cocaine Sub: https://news.yahoo.com/biggest-ever-colombian-narco-sub-191553216.html 

Beer Cooler Body: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/23/celebrity-cruises-lawsuit-body-decomposed-death-ship/ 
Bam at it Again: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/warrant-issued-bam-margera-arrest-pennsylvania-confrontation/ 
RIP Harry Belafonte: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/25/harry-belafonte-dead-dies-actor-singer-activist/
Kenyan Cult: https://news.yahoo.com/dozens-dead-hundreds-missing-kenya-135559326.html 
RIP Jerry Springer: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/27/jerry-springer-dead-dies/ 
Wrestler Fire: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/28/wrestler-sets-himself-on-fire-in-deathmatch-event-suffers-significant-burns/ 
Hangin' Mr. Baldwin: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/28/alec-baldwin-rust-character-hanged-set-video-halyna-hutchins-shooting/ 

Car Jacking: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/16/carjacking-car-theft-video-homeowner-fight-off/ 
Toddler White House: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/18/toddler-intercepted-security-slipping-through-white-house-gate/ 
Wrestling Punch: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/18/wrestler-sucker-punch-match-illinois-oak-park-police-investigation/ 
SpaceX Explosion: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/20/elon-musk-spacex-starship-explodes-launch/ 
Baldwin Charges Dropped: https://news.yahoo.com/charges-dropped-against-alec-baldwin-192122199.html 
Russia Bombs Itself: https://news.yahoo.com/russia-accidentally-bombs-own-city-091045082.html 
Bus Brake Check: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/21/school-bus-driver-fired-facing-charges-brakes-teach-lesson-colorado/ 

Mystery Mailer
Woody & Matt: We’re Not Alright After Learning Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Might Be Brothers - E! Online 
Mammoth Meatball: Australian Company Makes Mammoth Meatball Using Actual Mammoth DNA 

Dalai Lama Tongue Action: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/10/dalai-lama-apologizes-ask-child-kid-suck-tongue/ 
6 Year Old Shooter: https://news.yahoo.com/virginia-mom-facing-charges-6-190600893.html 
Leaked Documents: https://news.yahoo.com/leaked-documents-may-origin-chatroom-232220518.html 
Louisville Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/11/louisville-bank-mass-shooting-officer-body-cam-shooter/ 
70 Years for Spit: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/13/texas-man-sentenced-70-years-prison-spitting-at-police/ 
New Car Cancer: https://news.yahoo.com/love-car-smell-could-increase-215839081.html 
Nurse Shark Bite: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/14/nurse-shark-attack-bite-snorkel-swims-again/ 
Montana TikTok Ban: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65281881 
Pregnant Lady Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/15/pregnant-woman-accused-shoplifting-walgreens-shot-by-worker/ 

WWE/UFC Merger: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/03/wwe-ufc-merge-form-massive-new-company/ 
Trump Indicted: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/03/donald-trump-indictment-tupac-notorious-big/ 
MGT Praises Trump: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/04/mtg-compares-donald-trump-arrest-jesus-christ-nelson-mandela/
Snake on a Plane: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/05/pilot-emergency-landing-venomous-snake-on-him-plane/
Cop Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/06/dalaneo-martin-shot-killed-bodycam-video-car/
Donda Academy: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/06/kanye-west-donda-academy-sued-only-feeds-students-sushi/
WWE Auschwitz: https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/07/wwe-apologizes-auschwitz-concentration-camp-video-wrestlemania-promo/ 

Police Chase: https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/28/police-chase-stolen-cop-car-suspect-jumps-moving-vehicle/ 
Trump Indicted: https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/30/donald-trump-indicted-nyc-stormy-daniels-hush-money-case/ 
Trump Still Wins: https://news.yahoo.com/trump-indictment-poll-surges-lead-desantis-151150006.html