Council of Zoom

Happy new year everybody! It’s the gala event of the year, as, for the first time, the boys look back at the year behind them and dish out their choices for a variety of awards, the nominations being among the films watched for the podcast, obviously. Sit back, relax, grab a tinned pie, and enjoy the thrills and spills of COZPEOTYSAS 202!

Head to https://discord.gg/uwCvFERx to join the disappointing discussion about disappointing things. If you were expecting an episode about a specific film then you’ll be sorely disappointed, much as your intrepid hosts were after these selections of subpar releases that the boys are covering this week. It’s melancholy week on the Council of Zoom podcast, as the boys cover movies that left them feeling, at best, disappointed, and at worse, utterly miserable, as they cover their personal picks for the most […]

Head to https://discord.gg/96SRcm3k to symbiotically assimilate a variety of patter. As has been foreshadowed for the last ten or so episodes, the boys have decided to cover the seminal sequel to the utterly dire 2018 failure, Venom. Grant recites, in lovely prose, how he broke his hand fighting a goblin, Elijah doesn’t quite know how to express his feelings as usual, and Krun gets got something rotten. There’s also the biggest twist in cozpod history occurring throughout this utterly baffling […]

Head to https://discord.gg/9zSecXbs to engage in verbal kung-fu with any or all of the hosts of this podcast, or even just other listeners if you feel like it. It’s finally time. The CoZPod is covering a Marvel movie. Brace yourselves. The usual squad are joined, once again, by Robbie Campbell as they dive into Marvel’s “martial arts” movie to discuss all things Shang Chi (and the Legend of the Ten Rings), as well as who could play Krun in a […]

Hey pardner, why not haul yer keister to https://discord.gg/FPdQ6EVk where you can join in on all the slackjawed jabberin. Yee-haw boy howdy hey. It’s Western Week at CozPod towers, as the boys take a look at Jeymes Samuel/The Bullitts’ new Netflix title, The Harder They Fall. Unfortunately, Elijah had some heinous computer problems, and as a result they need to rerecord the intro, but all is not lost as the News segment is an absolute barnstormer. The movie is great […]

A better title would have been, movies that we, and many others, like but that nevertheless have a certain faction of people who will decry them openly. But that wouldn’t have fit neatly into the RSS feed. As usual there’s all sorts of talk on all sorts of things. We speak about werewolves, elijah’s lack of journalistic integrity, and meatloaf (?) 05:40 – Eternals is sitting at 48% on Rotten Tomatoes, making it the lowest-rated Marvel movie. 08:56 – In […]

Head to https://discord.gg/CPBrQxg8 where you can act like a zombie and be among similar people. SPOILERS FOR ETERNALS: 19:35 – 22:09 Happy Halloween everyone! In celebration of the spookiest holiday, the Cozpod boys have decided to do something pretty cursed. Covering a miniseries instead of a movie. Brrrrrrr. Dead Set is a UK zombie series set in and around the fictional events of Channel 4’s Big Brother 9. So naturally, our hosts go on a 40 minute tangent about the […]

Check out https://discord.gg/CPBrQxg8 where you can talk about things like Dune and not things like how you don’t like Dune because we don’t want to hear it. It finally happened. Dune finally came out, and now Elijah doesn’t have to constantly talk about up to the minute Dune Nuse®. Elijah tells us a story about how he saw a dude running in jeans, Grant laments the loss of one who sucks the juice of others, and Krun’s cat goes absolutely […]

Check out our Discord at https://discord.gg/jDBGqSnF where you can shout at us for our incorrect opinions. The cozpod squad take a step back in time, to the ripe, juicy year of 1958 to take a look at The Horror of Dracula (or just Dracula if you’re in the UK). There’s deep discussion about the nature of modern cinema, sweeping discussions about the state of contemporary society, and what’s Ben Affleck’s deal really? All this and more in the latest thrilling […]

Head to https://discord.gg/uEC7Y3SW to tell stories of your own experiences in the woods. This episode has HUGE spoilers for No Time to Die. Timecodes for that are in the description down below. Continuing spooky month, the boys head deep into the wilderness, to explore a decrepit cabin full of horrors and secrets; A Cabin in the Woods if you will. There’s talk of an all manner of spooky monsters, a discussion over what gloves and shoes would be if people […]