Shawn & Maggie are back! Shawn is still complaining about The Rock but eventually moves on to talk about video game arcades while Maggie bums everyone out with a poor retelling of Bettie Page's early life story.

We have topics! Well, Maggie does anyway. She talks about famed talk show host and sex worker patron Jerry Springer. Shawn fumbles through some barely half assed research on Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, while Maggie does her best Stan Lee impression. They also try to figure out which M&M is the most f@#kable.

After a brief hiatus, Shawn and Maggie return. Like Seinfeld, this episode is about nothing. We discuss Harry Potter, Murder She Wrote, and Tik Tok.