It's time to talk about a Christmas classic! The Critics sit down for the holidays to gush over Ernest Saves Christmas. Know what I mean, Vern?

Like a scarf tied to a mic stand, Michelle tied her arms around Sam's waist at the big school dance to review the compilation album Big Ones by Aerosmith. The Critics play a fun new game, Sam yells, and Michelle spills her water.

This week we dive into the wild world of Wesley Willis and discuss Spookydisharmoniousconflicthellride, the only full-length release from The Wesley Willis Fiasco.

This episode features a holiday visit from Abraham Lincoln, Outregis Philbin, and a very special guest!

Sam said he never wanted to watch the movie Ghost, so Michelle decided it would be a great movie to force him to watch and review for the podcast. It's the second Whoopi movie review, and it's time to decide which friend you would have murdered for millions of dollars. You didn't think this was ALL about romance, did you?

If Sam were writing this, he would probably tell you to grab your JNCO jeans and such, but not this week. This week Sam grabbed his old 3 Years, 5 Months, and 2 Days In The Life Of... Arrested Development tape, 17 boogers, and a mule named Thanksgiving for the show.

This episode features another musical fiasco when the critics play Guess That Melody!

Sam's luck of easy media reviews has run out starting this week as the Critics review the self-titled album by the Canadian Classic, Céline Dion. Powerful ballads, a questionable age gap, and encouraging conversations of strength and knowledge are here and queer, so get used to it.

This episode is brought to you by Planet Park Plaza Casino.

Holy crap, it's time to find your old fishnet arm sleeves, JNCO jeans, silver ball necklaces, and hop into the biggest truck you can find! This week the Critics are talking about the album Coal Chamber by, you guessed it, Coal Chamber.

This episode features a round of Guess That Melody!!

Michelle decided to do something a little different this week by stepping outside of the normal album format and compiling a list of songs that share the same name to review and discuss with Sam. The Critics are kicking this off with the title "Breakdown"! You're sure to recognize a few and hopefully find a new jam, so what are you waiting for?

This episode features Michelle singing an Elvin Bishop classic.

EVIL DIES TONIGHT!

It's time to talk about and compete with our favorite one hit wonders with our pals Chris, Kent, and Kirk. Who will win the title of the best one hit wonder?