Cousin Time

The people have spoken- it's out with the old and in with the new. It's time we take control of our futures. Coming to you hot off the press, we present the Camuarian calendar. To those that celebrate (and please, do!), happy Camuary 1st! 

Sumo Oranges. Air Purifiers. Dolly Parton. You. <3. 

It's the Game of the Year. A collection of the finest players the world has to offer- some even resurrected from the dead.

Jessica and Camryn have drafted their own Superbowl teams, casting celebrities, historical figures, and politicians into the positions they best fit. Who will win- Jessica's Bubblegum Sunday or Camryn's Bananas? 

Fans, haters, and questioners of Punxsutawney Phil- unite! Join us for a lecture and Q&A about all things Groundhog Day. How did this tradition start? How has Phil stayed alive this long? How does he spend his days off? Learn all of this and more in this week's episode of Cousin Time. 

The boys are back, the boys are back!! Jess and Camryn continue to trail blaze. David and Jacob continue to be our vulnerable little bundles of joy. We all learn the dos and don'ts of using the urinals. Cheers! 

Groundbreaking news! The self-choreographed dance worked, and our parents said we can have a sleepover with our cousins. It's time we get to the bottom of one of life's biggest questions- what goes on in the brain of a man? Jess and Camryn courageously venture into uncharted territory, and guest cousins David and Jacob courageously share about their lived experience.

It's dark out there, babygirl, we know. We understand, and we want to help. This is the Cousin Time Survival Guide to Winter. Good luck soldier. 

We heard the kids were hungry, and these mamas came to feed. A treat for your ears (and heart, mind, body, soul, etc.). It's not just singing though, think it's only two songs, so rest easy if you hate our angelic voices. Lots of love!!!

New year, new us! This year, we've got BIG goals- go to the doctor, purchase a firesafe box, open a high yield savings account-  and BIG hunches- a chess frenzy, a Bieber divorce, and Gypsy Rose's fall from grace. Bingo! 

I don't want a lot for Christmas, this is all I'm asking for:

-brand deals

-peace and quiet

-bay windows