Cousin Time

School's in session and today we're learning about the Boston Tea Party. This season, we're taking some major (and minor!) historical events and retelling them- bejeweled, bedazzled, and cousin-ified. Pour yourself a cuppa and sit down to learn.

TL;DR- Taxes were up, representation was nil, and satisfaction was at an all-time low. 

All aboard! Join us as we share some potentially controversial opinions on the Christmas classics. From Buddy the Elf, to Matthew Morrison's Grinch to Wallace and Gromit (?), we've got lots of friends, foes, and randos. Find out who we think is naughty and nice. 

You toss your wavy brown hair up into a messy top knot and throw a Union Jack crop top on. "Come on, Y/N! Someone's here for you!" your mom cries from downstairs. You run to the door, look up, and find two emerald orbs. "'Ello luv, I'm Harry Styles". 

If you understood this, we're so sorry. You'll probably like this episode though. 

It's that time of year- and we're SO thankful. With grateful hearts and a humble spirit, we rejoice in ushering in a cornucopia of blessings. May your Thanksgiving harvest be bountiful in peace, joy, and delusion. 

Halloween is still relevant on November 6, right? These ghouls sure think so. Join us as we share our spookiest encounters with ghosts- at summer camp, in dorms, and all the local haunts of the paranormal. 

Imagine a haunted house but it's just car troubles, men catcalling you, and not a single available bathroom. Pretty spooky, if you ask us. Listen if you dare. 

Bags packed? Sea bands on? Let's hit the road for the Great American Roadtrip. It's 6am and we've got 300 miles, a Cracker Barrel pitstop, and the drama of a whole family squished into a mini van to go. Hope you packed your headphones! 

You're dripping sweat, your dad is making small talk, and the collegiate soccer team is unpacking your mom's mini van. Wow!! What a day!! In the final installment of the Back to School series, Jessica and Camryn discuss their college move-in day and all the boxes, roommates, and honor codes that come with it. 

It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here for the next four years. Might as well pledge your allegiance to a subculture! Band, theater, JROTC- choose wisely, this identify will dictate your high school experience. 

Color-coded notebooks? Check. Brand new Sketchers? Check. 24 Ticonderogas? Check. A class schedule in accordance with your crush? Pending. 

Class is in session and this episode is required reading.