Cousin Time

They say home is where the heart is, but God, I love the English. Taylor hasn't written any songs about Thailand yet, but we're sure she would love it there, too. In this episode of Cousin Time, Jess and Camryn recount their experiences living in London and Bangkok and all the slays, dismays, and cliches involved. 

Happy retirement!! After 8 months of hard work, paying taxes, and giving everything we have to our careers, we're free of labor at last. It's time to unwind with dinner at 4pm, RV travels, and hopefully minimal back pain. But that's what Medicare is for. 

Calling all Disney Channel stars, patrons, and wannabes:

This episode is a nostalgic walk down Waverly Place. If you've ever dreamed of staying at the Tipton Hotel, attending East High, or having a closet as glamorous as Miley Stewart- this episode is for you. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, these cousins hate flashmobs, how about you? Love is in the air in this episode of Cousin Time- and nothing screams romance like The Lego Movie (in theaters), Vanessa Anne Hudgens, and Pub Subs. Here’s to us all finding the sandwich artist of our dreams.   

Jessica craves conflict and Camryn actively avoids it, but in this episode we're both facing it head on. Listen up for our hot takes, our unpopular opinions, and our acrimonious beliefs. From the treachery of the bike lane to the high fashion of ponchos, it's both love and war in this episode of opinions. 

Knock, knock, knock, res life!! Put in your headphones because it’s quiet hours on this campus. Jessica and Camryn (in the longest episode yet…sorry!) dish on everything from their resident assistant days. The bulletin boards are hung, the honor code is enforced, and the freshmen parents are comforted on move-in day. Welcome to campus, cousins!

In the next installment of the dream series, Jessica and Camryn discuss their hopes for life at age 30. Are they city mice or country mice? Is their life over or just beginning? Will their kids be friends, enemies, or lovers? It's exciting, yes, but with a healthy dose of existential dread. Plus: ice princess  escapades and a list of life-concepts that require further investigation. 

From creating Miis for your crush to fighting over Player 1, nothing brings nostalgia like the triumphs and trials of Wii. Fasten your safety straps and connect your nunchucks, because we’re walking down memory lane. 

No woman, no cry- not so much. In this episode, Jessica and Camryn review their spreadsheet of every time they cried in 2022 and all cry-teria on it. 

Happy New Year!! Call it a prediction, a premonition, or a resolution- but let the record show the 25 things we each believe 2023 has to offer us. And our friends. And Harry Styles.