COUSINOCRACY | Advice you never needed

In what could be the final installment of Cousinocracy (in it’s current format) the cousins tackle the last of humanities problems; How to make an unbeatable argument from an unwinnable position Whether to lose your legs or become fused to your couch, and the age old issue of Correct Conduct at a Conference or […]

Finding a way to turn your poop machine baby into a weapon of mass disruption is what we do best here at Cousinocracy. And we use this tactic to help out a regular old dude sort out his slightly louder than necessary neighbors. This week we also offer advice on strangers using your parking spaces […]

Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them […]

What happens when you cross routine commutes and livestock? Only one way to find out – listen to Episode 40 of Cousinocracy! This week we tackle some tough challenges including – but not limited to- purchasing whiteware and driving on the motorway. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them to us […]

Sober, rested, and ready for more advice. The cousins are back and this week we are helping people settle into their new jobs, help lovely sounding first time tourists and attempting to deal with those damn dirty Cinema Texters. Fun Fact, Bullshit Act returns with some fun Beatles facts, and we only veer off topic twice! […]

So your two favourite cousins head out of town to another cousins wedding, what do you do? Get drunk and record an episode that’s what! With three incredible bits of advice, including songwriting (Tony sings a shocker,) getting your clothes back and catching a mail thief. I hope Tony managed to edit something useful out of […]

Ever wondered how bad Bernard & Tony were when they first started Cousinocracy all those weeks back? Wonder no more. This week, due to shifting geographic existences (travel) we have been unable to record a show, what we do have is the trial run we did way back when. The quality of the audio sucks, […]

Ever wanted an excuse to start an international incident?  Ever found yourself in a compromising position while trying to locate your lost cat? Ever wondered just how many people in the world are drunk at this very moment? Then this is the podcast for you! We tackle all the common issues plaguing humanity, hangovers, lost […]

High intensity mediocrity from the boys this week as Bernard tackles some interesting issues and Tony tackles his desire for sleep (no he is not on sedatives this week, he is just sleepy.) Advice was dished in between all the mindless drivel, including such important issues as asking for a discount, group text hijinks and getting […]

Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to take drastic measures in a public restroom, and when […]