We figure out K-9s are under the influence. Methods of getting you out of "sticky" situations. You better not shake my hand with that ear wax.

Cursing does not count when you have the power of bleep. 

It is the day to love your mother, ITS IN THE NAME. Freddie shares some crazy stories from his father of what it was like growing up in New York in the 80s. 

The ocean is salty. Whale watching is the worst. Freddie is blind, Mitchell loves music, but who doesn't?

Mitchell knows all the dentists. Freddie will not use a public restroom. They both are deaf. 

Mitchell buys a $1 mattress, Freddie buys food for famous people. Both hate the doctor's office. 

Mitchell's mom is bad at cooking. The guys become immortal and no one can stop them. Somebody poops their pants. 

Some disturbing news is discovered in the bathroom world. Freddie teaches etiquette on restaurants. Mitchell is great with kids but does not want them. They both hate Ulta.  

The guys are completely honest with each other. Freddie might not make it to heaven and Mitchell is potentially cursed. 

Freddie hates the club, Mitchell met Doc Rivers, they both listen to music on a stranded island. Betty White is safe, for now.