Are you suffering from montage syndrome?

Does Sara need to order you some Chinese food? 

Why did Holly have a brawl in the mall?

Win a Grandma classic romance by BJ Daniels! 

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Call 66-Sick 

We pinkie swear you’ll have a good time!

Don’t open that letter from the police department.

The acid jars of mayonnaise and what Timmy found there.

Geraldo, we will lovingly accept a public apology for this NBC exclusive!

Sincerely, the Kids in America

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ShowNotes:

General Satanic Panic 

Nick Peron’s excellent series exposing Geraldo

https://www.nickperon.com/trouble-city-articles/tag/Geraldo+Rivera

https://www.nytimes.com/1988/10/26/business/program-on-satan-worship-spurs-controversy-at-nbc.html

http://davidbreskin.com/magazinespdf/kidsinthedark.pdf

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1988/10/27/the-devil-to-pay/9b39d002-c2ae-42b7-82ae-e4794598142f/

https://www.bishop-accountability.org/category/news-archive/abusetracker/

Religious delusions and self-mutilation. Goldenberg, Edward and Lindbergh S. Sata. Current Concepts in Psychiatry 4(5):2-5, 1979

https://www.famous-trials.com/mcmartin/901-lettertoparents

https://www.famous-trials.com/mcmartin/940-daycareabuse

Suggestive interviewing in the McMartin Preschool and Kelly Michaels daycare abuse cases: A case study. Schreiber, Nadja, et al. Social Influence, 2006, 1 (1), 16-47.

https://scholarworks.utep.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1014&context=james_wood

https://www.answers.org/satan/stratford.html

https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/1990/february-19/controversy-publisher-withdraws-satanism-story.html

https://www.answers.org/satan/laura.html

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What if Holly was Garry Shandling and Roseanne’s secret love child? 

Will we finally get revenge on 80's man?

Has Sara discovered the secret to a successful marriage?

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Tonight! We reveal the secrets of a man who built his career on a concrete wall of garbage!

Will Holly and Sara survive the 1988 Geraldo exclusive Satan Worship: Uncovering Satan’s Underground?

Will the Satanic Panic cycle itself into oblivion?

How do you tell a metal head from a satanist?

Please, we implore you, don't let your children listen unless you want them to sell their souls to Ozzy.

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Has Sara discovered the secrets of Big Pepperoni? 

What’s more popular than power, sex and money? 

Will Holly reveal the hidden origins of phonetalkophobia?

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Join us as we discuss rock’s most accessorized secret villain and how he took his daughter to the strip club. 

That’s right, baby, baby baby, it’s Crazy by Aerosmith. 

Sara is praying for sweet silence and Holly is looking for revenge on today’s episode of Crazy Uncovered. 

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Notes:

 https://www.priestsforlife.org/testimonies/2155-The-Light-of-the-World---the-Steven-Tyler-and-Julia-Holcomb-story

https://variety.com/2018/music/news/aerosmith-steven-tyler-janies-fund-abuse-1202688491/

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Apologies for the interruption, we are now back to our regularly scheduled deprogramming.

What’s Sara doing in the doghouse? 

Has Holly finally discovered what it feels like to be a man in 1983? 

How do you iron the perfect grilled cheese? 

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Indulge your holiday hangover as we discuss Joan Collins vs. Demented Santa!

Will Holly finally learn the valuable lessons of a Hallmark Christmas?

Did Steven King write a holiday rom com?

What’s Sara's beef with a hot chocolate and burger combo?

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Indulge your holiday hangover as we discuss Joan Collins vs. Demented Santa!

Will Holly finally learn the valuable lessons of a Hallmark Christmas?

Did Steven King write a holiday rom com?

What’s Sara's beef with a hot chocolate and burger combo?

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Today's special: Cherry Pie by Warrant

Plus, Holly and Sara continue their journey through the hairspray misted fields of the 80s as they discuss

Bobbie Brown's dramatic rise as MTV Video Queen!