Is Sara from the wrong side of the street?

Will Holly's bathrobephobia origins finally be revealed?

Why is Andie's prom dress so ugly? 

Take a peak and find out!

And you won't want to miss our flashback to Flashdance:

Jennifer Beales' almost role 

The Polish Joke Problem

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How many Flashdance producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?* 

What happens when you throw every dramatic plot device at a wall? 

Is it ok that my boss jokes about firing me when he asks me out on a date?

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*One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder

How many Flashdance producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?* 

What happens when you throw every dramatic plot device at a wall? 

Is it ok that my boss jokes about firing me when he asks me out on a date?

Take a peak and find out!

Find bonus episodes on https://www.patreon.com/coveryoureyes

*One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder

Breaking News! Sara & Holly uncover America’s hidden epidemic.

Classic Hollywood cock blocks

How to be the perfect housewife…

Medical undergarment fetishes finally revealed

and an interview with Hollywood Satan’s Black Dog.

Question of the week:

Have you ever lived in a house with a creepy haunting? 

Join us on Patreon for this week’s episode of Not Rated: After Party, Mystical Musings of Murder and Mayhem. We will be discussing the real life happenings of the Amityville house. 

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Breaking News! Sara & Holly uncover America’s hidden epidemic.

Classic Hollywood cock blocks

How to be the perfect housewife…

Medical undergarment fetishes finally revealed

and an interview with Hollywood Satan’s Black Dog.

Question of the week:

Have you ever lived in a house with a creepy haunting? 

Join us on Patreon for this week’s episode of Not Rated: After Party, Mystical Musings of Murder and Mayhem. We will be discussing the real life happenings of the Amityville house. 

https://www.patreon.com/coveryoureyes

This week we’re answering your listener questions.

Why does Sara need a DNA test?

How the hell do we know each other?

Will Holly ever know the truth about her hidden past?

Take a peek and find out!

Listener Anonymouse, You are killing it with the questions!

Howard Hesseman, please come on our show.

And we apologize in advance to any preachers’ children. We were only kidding!

While editing this episode, we found out our Fairy Podmother, Bizmarkie, had crossed over to the great beyond.

You will forever be remembered in our hearts.

This week we’re answering your listener questions.

Why does Sara need a DNA test?

How the hell do we know each other?

Will Holly ever know the truth about her hidden past?

Take a peek and find out!

Listener Anonymouse, You are killing it with the questions!

Howard Hesseman, please come on our show.

And we apologize in advance to any preachers’ children. We were only kidding!

While editing this episode, we found out our Fairy Podmother, Bizmarkie, had crossed over to the great beyond.

You will forever be remembered in our hearts.

Congratulations, we’ve made it to the end of our first season! 

Chockfull of hot lifestyle tips (what booze should you order for breakfast?) and the in-depth character analysis you crave, join us as we savor the delights of Desperately Seeking Susan. It's a story of a woman so desperate for a brand new start she has no choice but to follow her heart.

Write to us with your stories!

Have you ever peeped in someone’s diary? (you little, snoop! Do tell.)

Please drop us a line at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram

Congratulations, we’ve made it to the end of our first season! 

Chockfull of hot lifestyle tips (what booze should you order for breakfast?) and the in-depth character analysis you crave, join us as we savor the delights of Desperately Seeking Susan. It's a story of a woman so desperate for a brand new start she has no choice but to follow her heart.

Write to us with your stories!

Have you ever peeped in someone’s diary? (you little, snoop! Do tell.)

Please drop us a line at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram

Embark upon a journey of idiocy as Teddy(Gene Wilder) gaslights his wife, stalks a 24-year-old model with no interest in him, and throws many child-like tantrums. We revisited this movie expecting the lovable Gene Wilder we remembered from childhood but were surprised to find that this character was something closer to a sociopath. We still had some good laughs while exploring the themes of the movie, and at least Kelly LeBrock and Gilda Radner were there as a saving grace.

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