Y'all. 👀👀 COVID and Chemo could not have predicted "the Lord Almighty"'s swift and sure intervention in US Presidential politics this year. Join us for a send off of Papa Biden and a warm welcome to the alternate timeline we now occupy, where Kamala runs and the Hotties are for Harris. Also, we did indeed have to read the NABJ for filth for that "interview" with 45. PS, if you are "anybody who has a job," we now know that you are a Black job. Congratulations.

Have you ever been rOmANtiCaLly exploited to prevent a horseman who only loves yt women from losing his Black card? This episode is for you. Join COVID and Chemo for the third installment in our Dating Follies series. Included in our discussion are a recap of Reesa Teesa's 50-part TikTok saga, an examination of the power of LinkedIn to do more than find you a professional connection, and a dip into selected posts by Black women seeking to protect the community from foo-foo games. Also, The Worst Roommate Ever. Now that is NAHT a game. 🐓🐕‍🦺🪦 #rippepper

Netflix has again let COVID and Chemo to know that we must, as always, stay woke and keep our heads on an international swivel. This yt man, one of a vast collective, has capitalized on yt Aryan beauty standards and the desperation of pregnancy seekers of all kinds to ensure the "bleaching" of the whole entire world. Content advisory: The amount of skeet-skeets covered by this documentary would astonish and disturb even Lil Jon. #staywoke #heISthebabydaddy 🤰🏽😶‍🌫️

This July 4th, COVID and Chemo spent a good chunk of time attempting to discover who tf has been in charge around here. Join us for a review of US Presidents past, present, and future, including discussions of what happens when you love iced milk and cherries too much and our observations about who looks like whom with guest appearances from Jiminy Cricket of "When You Wish Upon a Star" fame and Octavius "but we just call him 'Gus,'" one of Cinderella's mouse employees. Also, this read is brought to you by a visit from the spirit of the late, great, and loves-to-berate Joan Rivers; you've been warned. 🇺🇸🫣🫠

Happy Juneteenth, y'all! Join COVID and Chemo for a lively discussion of the Great State of Florida and its infamous "Man." #notlikeus

Denzel Washington is indeed the Greatest of All Time. Join COVID and Chemo for reminiscences and a breakdown of our love for Denzel and our esteem of his most illustrious and worthy career. In addition, we share reflections on how ain’t nobody actually talm bout or to us out here in these “blue” and “red” and yt political streets. Also included, BUM n*gga updates. Finally, speaking of GOATs, rapping like Jay is very difficult.

It appears that sometimes, a hotep is the best you’re going to get out here in these apocalyptic dating streets. Join us for a careful consideration of the powers of particular horsemen when pit against horseman alternatives. Highlights include reflections on Nick Cannon’s CoUnsEL Culture and Umar Johnson’s expert and devastating guest appearance. Also, due to the fact that COVID and Chemo have the unfortunate things that are known as day jobs, in this episode, we must invite y’all to travel to our reactions from 72 hours ago, when “Euphoria” seemed to be the finisher. Since K.Dot slept not never one time, consider this our reaction appetizer. Good luck, God bless, and make sure your braids are NAHT too tight. 👀 👀

COVID and Chemo never could have predicted this, but…….it may actually be the case that Terry did in fact open the Flower of Life. Still no reliable mathematics to be found, but the sight of Auburn Betty on his head let us to know he was free-free. Also in this episode, you can find a quick rundown of cultish activities with cult tendencies and a deep dive into two excellent documentaries, Going Clear and Wild, Wild Country. Content warning: Contains tales of nefarious, abusive, and unfortunately common behaviors of high control groups. So if you caint listen, we respect you.

In this episode recorded during Ramadan and Easter season, Chemo strolls down memory lane to share old church hymns racemixed for COVID’s review. We recap Love Is Blind Season 6 and its many confusing highlights, which result in our questions about when a quick weave is assuredly NAHT the choice, what are the “wrong” reasons, and when and how we might use the insult “clown robot.” Also, Chemo definitely thought Gigi had married and was having a child by a man by the name of “Black Horseman.” 👀 👀 And if you cannot watch Saltburn, we respect you.

In this second emergency episode of the season, COVID and Chemo recount their experiences watching Tyler Perry’s Mea Culpa, starring Kelly Rowland. Join us for strong talk about Tyler Perry classic moments, including trifling bum husbands, swiss-cheese plots, evil lightskins, and eligible “straight” sex scenes. After all of which, we STILL don’t know whose blood and brain matter that was. 😔 😞 Never say we don’t love y’all.