How much is a porkchop worth? Hopefully less than what we’ve got. Tune in for more back inna day dating follies from one COVID and one Chemo. In the words of Hov the Incomparable, we “went through that, so hopefully you don’t have to go through that.” Highlights include “nail man,” stringent b*tch struggles, and a discovery of some of the worst funk known to humankind. 😱

Once upon a time there was a ladybug… At least that’s what Mr. Church of Hollywood fantasy fame wants us to know. Why did this lady do this? COVID and Chemo explore Eddie Murphy’s journey into the so-called life of one Mr. Church, magical Negro extraordinaire. Not three generations of white ladies, sir. Also, poor Jelly…if that even is his real name. #staywoke

Are you a Franklin?? If so, you may notice that the integration project is not going as advertised. Your Black excellence got you there, but what has being there got you? What if one day, after being merely a dark token, you—like Joseph Bologne, Chevalier de Saint-George—had to depend on the power of the cornrow and even steal lil man’s drum to get your full Blackness back? COVID and Chemo invite you to our consideration of the costs of life as a Franklin. Also, first American President George Washington had slave teeth. As always, #staywoke.

COVID and Chemo are sorry to inform you that we have recently discovered further connections between McDonald’s Grimace and Clarence Thomas, also known as “America’s Blackest Child.” Is there anyone whiter than Ronald McDonald? Did Supreme Court Justice Grimace Thomas recently celebrate a birthday with deadly purple dessert drinks? These questions and more in this episode.

Some Aliens are catfish. And not even Nev Schulman was ready. In this episode, COVID and Chemo share their recent alarming discoveries about the diversity of alien encounters one can have. Apply that tin foil liberally and listen to this tale of intrigue, witchery, and alien presence recently displayed on MTV’s Catfish. Keep yo head on a swivel when you on the internet, y’all! Cause you might not be dealing wit who you think you dealing wit. #staywoke

Millennials having a hard time, y’all. COVID and Chemo continue their quest to discover how we came to be The Downtrodden Generation by exploring their experiences playing kids’ games of the 1980s and 1990s. From tales of choking hazards to “telephones” made of 5-year-old saboteurs to Miss Mary Mack and other hand-clapping characters, the dynamic duo show their whole grown millennial a$$es in this one, fr.

This episode, COVID and Chemo engage in their second official Hip Hop Debate, in which they address the critical question, “Is Diddy trash or nah?” 🧐

Like errybody already knows, the “civilian scientists” at OceanGate done sent some rich-rich folks to the bottom of the sea without Sebastian in the now infamous “Titan Submersible,” which dove to nearly 12,000m under arctic waters before it “catastrophically imploded.” COVID and Chemo have fewer questions than usual about this. We just want y’all to stay woke, which in this case, translates to “keep yo head up above water.” In the wake 👀 of this event, Chemo has joined Team Orca and is engaged in ongoing efforts at communication and collaboration with their Black(fish) comrades. #blackfishpower #orcatenpointprogram

(Part Two) Chemo’s iPad can’t handle the truth, y’all. But here’s the rest of the episode for y’all! 😂

“I don’t see color.” About 300 million people and all dogs worldwide suffer from red-green colorblindness. AsToNiSHinGly, no one is colorblind to white and black. Yet, there is a whole set of folks walking around talking about they can’t tell.

In this two-part episode, COVID and Chemo discuss racial colorblindness, yt saviors and magical negroes in Hollywood’s favorite scifi/fantasy subgenre: the racial reconciliation fantasy.

(Part One) “I don’t see color.” About 300 million people and all dogs worldwide suffer from red-green colorblindness. AsToNiSHinGly, no one is colorblind to white and black. Yet, there is a whole set of folks walking around talking about they can’t tell.

In this two-part episode, COVID and Chemo discuss racial colorblindness, yt saviors and magical negroes in Hollywood’s favorite scifi/fantasy subgenre: the racial reconciliation fantasy.