Cowtown

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mike_ditka_salsa-300x208.jpg)

Attention all people who enjoy awesomeness. We just got done brewing up a batch of good old conversation and we'd really like to feed it to your ear-holes if you're obliged to let us. This week's episode contains the secret to life, as well as:

* "Thank You" - Jay-Z (Nathan's Pick)

* Our Days - Best and Worst of the Week

* Unfinished Business

* Listener Feedback

* South Park threatened by Muslim radicals

* Tech Talk: iPhone found in bar

* Pinky for an iPad

* Gaga Weekly (Occasionally)

* Man stuffs meat into pants

* Pasta calls for special seasoning

* Sharon gives Ozzy a special gift

* Drunk man tries to save possum's life

* Cowtown News

* Miller Lite Home Draft

* What are whales near Seattle eating?

* The Geezer Bandit

* [email protected]

* www.cowtownpodcast.com

* "Chicago" - Sufjan Stevens (Jon's Punke)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/3106135178_1649090730.jpg)This is a big episode for us! Not only is it our 10th episode, but it is also slightly longer than our previous casts. Hope you don't mind! Be sure to go to iTunes and leave us some good reviews! Listen in this week for some stuff, including:

* "Whistle for the Choir" - The Fratellis (Jon's Pick)

* Universal Witching Hour

* Unfinished Business

* Conan to TBS

* Listener Feedback

* Jon's Test Grade

* Double Down Review

* Fast Food Breakdown

* Our days (Jon's Terrible Week)

* Oprah is a lie

* Jon's Movie News: Seth MacFarlene's movie & Arrested Development

* ChatRoulette's Penis Problem Solved

* Tig 'Ol Bitties

* Cowtown Flicks: “This Ain’t Glee XXX” Auditions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRpqaPi3qQU&feature=player_embedded)

* Tech Talk: iSpecs

* "Dumbster"

* Gaga Weekly (Occasionally)

* Good parents in India

* Cowtown News

* Let's go punch some kids in the head

* [email protected]

* www.cowtownpodcast.com

* "The High Road" - Broken Bells (Nathan's Pick)

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/iloveladygaygay-300x300.jpg)

Episode 9 suckers! Sometimes people ask us, "Hey Jon and Nathan, what exactly is a podcast?" Our reply, "A good-ass time chump." Tune in this week for eloquent dialogue and:

* "Riot Van" - The Arctic Monkeys (Nathan's Pick)

* Our Days

* Pain games

* Unfinished Business

* Feedback, feedback, feedback.

* Should we have guests more often?

* Send us your ideas for the tagline on our website

* Max Weinberg is a beeyotch

* The Double Down

* Cowtown Flicks: "Hard Rock Hallelujah" - Lordi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFvgfQNaTEo)

* Marcus, Male Gigolo

* "I'm not against retardation"

* DNA-altered, jacked-up trouts

* Gaga Weekly (Ocassionally)

* Touching drugs, unacceptable

* Cowtown News

* Celeb Gossip

* How to stop your dog from boning down

* "Kings and Queens" - 30 Seconds to Mars

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/monapac-192x300.png)I don't have a whole lot to say about this episode, except that it's amazing. What will get you laughing the most? I'm guessing Logan's laugh. Enjoy!:

* "Chokechain" - 3oh3! (Jon's Pick)

* Cowtown guest = Logan

* Our days

* Unfinished Business

* Clarifying Book of Unfinished Business

* CoCo to FOX

* Maple Caramelized Pumpkin Encrusted Cheese (http://cowtownpodcast.com/2010/03/31/episode-8-media/)

* Gaga Weekly (Occasionally)

* Pacman Moon (http://cowtownpodcast.com/2010/03/31/episode-8-media/)

* Randy pediatrician from Delaware

* Psychiatrist stabs woman with sword

* Phish returns to TV

* "Smell Yo Dick" - Riskay (Logan's Pick)

* 'Red Rocket'

* Cowtown News

* Logan's Segment

* Woman sells souls

* Celeb Gossip

* French train wreck? We think?

* Word of the day = malfunction

* Fashionable body hair (http://cowtownpodcast.com/2010/03/31/episode-8-media/)

* Oregon Urinary Blockage

* "Peace, Love, and Happiness" - G. Love & Special Sauce (Nathan's Pick)

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/full-house.jpg)We're feeling good about this episode. You'll be feeling good after you listen as well. Listen in for conversation and debate of the most enlightening sort:

* "The Sign" - Ace of Base (Nathan's pick)

* Memories of 90's tunes

* Unfinished Business

* Scrubs cancelled

* Man breaks INTO prison

* Our days

* Super weird laugh at 25:15

* Titty milk cannon

* Carpeted bathrooms

* Movie news: Anchorman 2 & Austin Powers 4

* Difference between "Little People" & Dwarfs

* Nintendo 3DS

* Discussions of an Uncertain Nature: http://uncertaindiscussions.wordpress.com/ (http://uncertaindiscussions.wordpress.com)

* Laced weed = bad news

* Cowtown News >>> Alien Cow Baby photos (http://cowtownpodcast.com/2010/03/24/alien-cow-baby-from-thailand/)

* Biden drops the bomb

* Scientists discover alien in Anarctica

* Teacher encourages students to beat up bully

* "Psychotic Girl" - The Black Keys (Jon's pick)

Yes, Jon messed up the date again in this one. But at least only by a day. Give us some feedback folks, and thanks to those who do! WARNING: This episode contains conversation that is almost unbearably intriguing. Listen in for:

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chuy-246x300.jpg)

* "Possum Kingdom" - The Toadies (Jon's Pick)

* Cowtown on Spring Break

* Unfinished Biz-nas

* Nathan cracks when he gets excited about cereal

* Our days

* Gaga Weekly (Occasionally)

* Wal-Mart hates stoners

* Woman crashes while trimmin' her bush

* Cowtown News

* MJ's multi-million dollar syringe

* Dumb criminal

* Avatar on Earth Day

* Chuy gets some

* Islamic "Fatwa" = nipple suckeling

* Word lock

* Ass full of caulk

* Word of the day = molestache

* Animal clothes... wtf?

* "Slight Figure of Speech" - The Avett Brothers (Nathan's Pick)

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/crazy-cow-201x300.jpg)Sorry we're late. We've been so preparing so vigorously for this show that we took a few extra days. Plenty of laughs including conversation of the most interesting type:

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" - Tears for Fears (Nathan's Pick)

Hurt Locker

Word of the Day = Del-uh-nation

Mimi

Gods' thirst for blood and America's gays

The "Fuck-off"

Pillow people and puppets

Crazy Cows

What we did today

Chatroulette.com

Bear's Big Bite

MIB 3 lead candidates

Lilo being crazy

Tech News: Fitbit

Man stabbed with thermometer

"I Belong With You" - Muse (Jon's Pick)

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vajazzled1-191x300.jpg)It's Episode 4! Who's pumped? Oo! Me! Me! Listen to this ep for conversation including:

"Timebomb" - Old 97's

Chocolate milk straws

1% or 2%?

Skinput

Apokolyps3

Heaving and potential roadkill

Russian Jersey Shore

Academy award nominees

Jim Halpert as Captain America?

Celeb gossip!

Cowtown's views on global warming

Vajazzled!

"What is Life?" - George Harrison

Here it is, our much anticipated third and final podcast. Just kidding! We're stickin' around. Inside this very podcast lies our souls. And some other conversation, including:

Unfinished Business

Anaphylaxis

Waryess = New word

The Square

Wings results

Tevelision: Glee

Cowtown News: Keifer and a shit ton of cows

Snoop D O double G, LMFAO, and T-Pain

GooGoo for GaGa

Hoovers and sub teachers

Celeb Gossip

Stop ringin' bells in my face!

(http://cowtownpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/warning-fallingice-225x300.jpg)

Happy Singles Awareness Day! Did Pippi Longstocking really fly? Black is better! "IT'S TIME FOR 'BIZ'NESS!!!" 100 Snakes in Vegas. Vomit, vomit and more vomit! Waryess is the word of the day? Wolfman.  Warning: Falling Ice!  NO T.P.!!! Fogeys, and more...