Crack and Jay's Pub Talk

Introducing Miss Whinny Wonders, the woman with a horseface that could make even equestrians do a double take! With a grin that stretches from here to the barn and eyes that could spot a carrot in a haystack, she's the reigning champion of turning heads at the derby and the local comedy club alike. Miss Whinny Wonders can neigh-ver resist telling a good joke, and her laughter is like the sound of a thousand hooves galloping through a field of hilarity.

This week we wanted to spice things up for you guys. Tune in and watch our attempt at making a dessert everyone loves while maintaining our usual semi-intelligent dialogue. As always, you might learn a thing or two, but probably not. Get the whole family to gather around for this one, without the kids of course. And don't forget to grab a drink and join the conversation.

More often than not, our plans don't go as we expect them to. It's good to have a contingency plan/plan B just in case. Grab a drink and join us with special guest, Banana, as semi-intelligent ideas and unforgettable scenarios unfold.

During this time of year we find ourselves longing... longing for the day we no longer have to worry about some crusty, cracked, dusty, ruin the family gathering, go in for a kiss and come back with extra lips, Spongebob in Sandy's dome looking ass lips. Join us in this week's conversation about crusty lips and clueless men.

It's the day after Thanksgiving or Black Friday in other words. If you're in need of a last-minute spur of the moment dish idea for next year, try a microwaved baked potato. We understand it's not actually baked since it was microwaved, but you get the point. You'll be the star of the show, and have the whole room saying, "ah, the microwave maestro has done it again!" Trust us, have we ever steered you wrong?

Persnickety people: the connoisseurs of the eye roll, masters of the nitpick, and aficionados of finding fault in places you didn't even know faults could exist. They don't just sweat the small stuff; they host a full-blown awards ceremony for it.

We spit nothing but facts always. If you don't take everything we say seriously, it's time to grow up. Don't fact check us because we already took the liberty. All info comes from the accredited website www.trustmebro.com. Buckle up for the truth.

p.s. we don't actually know what we're talking about majority of the time. Enjoy the ride.

Welcome to the first ever Crack and Jay Pubtalk face reveal. You finally get to see our faces while listening to the content you all look forward to every week. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to y'all. We like elevating the experience for all of you. Y'all tune in and enjoy the show.

Halloween on a Tuesday is a bummer. So hopefully we can spice up your afternoon with this Halloween Special we put together. Grab a drink, or treat, and join the conversation. Happy Halloween!