Cracker Classics

We tackle the dichtomy of sex and story in the graphic unrated version of this Roman epic, courtesy of Penthouse. Will there be a story at all? Or will the gods make it all stop in the end?

We were going to watch "Caligula" but for various reasons decided on this tale of a creepy dictator of a strange isolated land full of slaves. But there's candy!

The Movie: Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

To celebrate Thanksgiving, we go on a wild road trip and discover whom we truly care about. We also discuss the likelihood of surviving such disaster.

It's time for another movie not in English, so we go all French and ogle a bunch of color and rain. And singing, apparently. Will we fall irrationally in love and get into a bit of trouble? Or will we just go off to war?

We all could do with a little fun, so we watch this classic romp and hope for many laughs and little cringe. Will it all be redeemed by Osgood? Or will it just be ruined by yet another saxophone player?

With some sort of depressing prophecy, we recorded this episode just a few days before the death of Sir Sidney Poitier. We examine the detriment of virtue signaling and the overwhelming power of love to make positive change.

We thought we'd start the year off with a little war. We explore a myriad of topics such as death and hell. We also examine the difference between propaganda and reality.

The movie: Friday the 13th (1980)

We explore the origins of horror and canon-wrecking producers with this franchise fountainhead. Plus we get to see a young Kevin Bacon and lots of various forms of murder. But is it all worth it?

It's New Year's Eve and everything is a disaster, so we watch this wet classic to try and gain some perspective. Will we be saved?

Our first foray into the crooked world of the 1980's brings us to Ferris Bueller and his alleged day off. We explore the toxicity of Ferris and his sway on the entire town. We also ponder the state of mental health in the '80s and the need for after-credits scenes.