Cracker Classics

Cracker Classics

By Joshua Curfman & Ian WitzelTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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Cracker Classics episodes

  • Did We Really Want Anything?

    Happy belated Thanksgiving! We wanted to watch something that fit the holiday, but all we could come up with was "Alice's Restaurant." Is it a hippie nightmare, or just a big snooze?

    34 min
  • The Chicken Fried Nudity

    We look at sketch comedy with "The Kentucky Fried Movie." It's a teenage favorite of Joshua's, but will Ian be impressed? Join us as we count all the herbs and spices!

    32 min
  • The Brits on the River Denial

    We had war on the mind so we watched "The Bridge on the River Kwai" and learned how empires dwindle. This is one of Joshua's favorite films. Will Ian agree or just make him cry?

    34 min
  • Cracker Classics Election Special

    Since the election is on Tuesday, we decided to watch the psychological classic "Gaslight" to study some tactics of the enemy. And Joshua gets distracted and confused by a young Angela Lansbury.

    36 min
  • Daddies Prefer Valets

    We go on a cruise by watching Marilyn Monroe's "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" and hopefully don't wretch. Or maybe we just choose the brunette in the end? 

    31 min
  • At Least the Baby's Honest

    It's time for another film not in the English language, so we watch the Japanese classic "Rashomon" and have a nice discussion on perspective and outright lying. Spoilers, only the baby is honest.

    32 min
  • Little Georgie Custer

    We watch 1970's "Little Big Man" and wonder just how much we really know about Native tribes. Also, how bad was Custer really? The answer - bad.

    35 min
  • Sloppy Joes at Xanadu

    We made it to 25 episodes somehow! To celebrate, we watch the "greatest movie of all time," Citizen Kane. But is it really the greatest? Really? We might have some doubts.

    35 min

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Two guys review old "classic" movies to see if they're still good. Or maybe they weren't any good to begin with?