Cracker Classics

Cracker Classics

By Joshua Curfman & Ian WitzelTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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Cracker Classics episodes

  • It Came From Rip Taylor's Pocket

    Glitter is a type of confetti, and we experience the glitter of the future when we watch the 1953 sci-fi classic "It Came From Outer Space." Is it a moral allegory with an anti-Communist message, or just a glittery show of humanity's inability to play well with others?

    23 min
  • It's a Long, Long, Long, Long Movie

    Craving some outdated zaniness, Ian makes Joshua watch "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" for the first time. He had no idea how long it was before recording. I wonder how mad we really got watching this...

    31 min
  • The Greatest Episode Ever Recorded

    Joshua and Ian, one a recovering Christian, the other a knotty anticleric, observe Good Friday by watching the 1965 epic "The Greatest Story Every Told." Sure, the story is great, but how great is their storytelling?

    34 min
  • Zip-a-Dee-No-No

    It's our 50th episode! We celebrate by watching the controversial "Song of the South." Joshua comes armed with research while Ian reminisces about our very first episode.

    40 min
  • The Profligate Intrigue

    This week it's "The Maltese Falcon" and all its intrigue. Or is it intrigue? Listen as Ian watches for the first time and tries really hard not to compare it to its countless parodies.

    32 min
  • Run Lolita Run

    To get our fix of both Kubrick and cringe, we watch the creeptastic classic "Lolita". Is it a well done film about garbage people corrupting youth, or just garbage?

    38 min
  • Will There Be Ginger Pie?

    We were kinda looking for a catharsis, so we watched "Harold and Maude" and discuss non-traditional romance and suicide. Also esoteric food. Spoilers: This is the first movie we've seen that made one of us cry.

    35 min
  • 17 Going On Dumbass

    We finally sit down and watch "The Sound of Music" for the first time. Don't judge us. It's really long. And we're getting sick of Nazis.  

    30 min
  • Grab-Ass Luke

    We watch "Cool Hand Luke" and ponder criminal justice reform. Also Ian gets a bit distracted by all the skin and we might have to save Joshua from getting lost in Paul Newman's eyes.

    35 min

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Two guys review old "classic" movies to see if they're still good. Or maybe they weren't any good to begin with?