Cracker Classics

Cracker Classics

By Joshua Curfman & Ian WitzelTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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Cracker Classics episodes

  • Scarmuni, Not Scarpacino

    This week we watch the original "Scarface", starring the amazing Paul Muni. Just how much better than Al Pacino is he? And what makes this one a mob movie classic? 

    30 min
  • Suddenly, Lickable Eyebrows

    This week it's the 1959 classic, "Suddenly, Last Summer". We wanted to check out Katherine Hepburn and Liz Taylor sharing the screen, but we got a little distracted. And mad. 

    34 min
  • Dubbing and a Half

    It's time for another language that isn't English, so we go all meta and watch Fellini's "8 1/2." Listen as we try to unravel the many metaphorical webs that surround the making of a movie and the having of an affair. And somewhere in there, maybe, lies reality.

    35 min
  • Brian's Song

    No, not that one. This week we watch "Monty Python's Life of Brian." Yes, that song. We talk religion, misogyny, and death. Plus there's some humor and social commentary in there somewhere. 

    34 min
  • Reagan Rocks Rivals, Ruins Reputation

    Someone suggested Ronald Reagan, so we decided to re-examine his Gippering claim to fame and watch "Knute Rockne, All American". We finally find out who Knute Rockne is and ponder the meaninglessness of biopics.

    32 min
  • Tap Dancing at Casa Bonita

    This week, we finally ask that long-burning question: Who the hell is Fred Astaire? And isn't Ginger Rogers much better? We answer these questions and ask many more by watching their classic romp "Top Hat."

    31 min
  • Real Men Wear Angora

    We lean into the bad this week with some Ed Wood. We watch "Glen or Glenda" and see how well it really handles the subject of crossdressing. Plus we wonder what, if anything, Bela Lugosi has to do with it.

    32 min
  • From Bugle to Bombing

    In the search for something good, we watch the Oscar-winning "From Here to Eternity" and hope for the best. We ponder the context of infidelity and examine the secret gay love between Montgomery Clift and Burt Lancaster.

    34 min
  • A Saddlebag of Dimes

    We finally trudge into the iffy world of Mel Brooks and watch "Blazing Saddles." There may be tolls. And slurs. Hopefully some humor still.

    33 min
  • Broccoli. Salty Broccoli.

    We haven't done a Bond film yet. I know, right?! So we see where all the cringe began and watch the very first one, "Dr. No". A Broccoli/Saltzman production.

    30 min

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Two guys review old "classic" movies to see if they're still good. Or maybe they weren't any good to begin with?