Craft Brewed Sports

There’s no denying it, that was a super AND wild Super Wild Card Weekend. The guys go game by game and talk about their favorite storylines from each game:

• The TV Camera showing the Big Cock Brock sign going to commercial.


• Brandon Staley being the worst.


• A bettor losing $1.4million trying to clear $11k.


• Trevor Lawrence going full Jacksonville in his post-game celebration.


• McDaniel ripping a vape pen on the sideline.


• Kirk Cousins doing Kirk Cousins things.


• Sam Hubbard’s TD revealing to the world that there are chips in the balls.


• Zac Taylor giving out game balls to local Cincy bars.


• Did the game help or hurt Lamar?


• Brett Maher and the point shaving conspiracy theory.


• The fellas wrap by building another Gym Rat Parlay.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:

In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED

Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.

Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. 

Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.

Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

It didn’t take long, but football sucked us right back in. Mike and Scott laugh briefly about the Carlos Correa situation before the show switches gear to National Championship and NFL talk.

The guys laugh at Georgia absolutely dismantling TCU in the National Championship game and talk about the Pat McAfee broadcast. Plus, David Pollack might have woken up the giant, saying right in front of Nick Saban that Georgia has taken over. Finally, the guys discuss how terrible SoFi stadium is for banning tailgating and then charging $17 for a Pacifico while allowing rain on a covered field. Mike surprises the fellas with a Wiseguy’s Way Too Early Top 10.

The fellas shift to NFL talk, with the playoffs being set. A gauntlet is thrown down, and people will be taking terrible shots based on the results of the playoffs. Mike and Scott are already working on their defense for when their teams let them down. Now that gambling is legal in Ohio, the fellas build a show parlay, and Mookie does Mookie things. The guys talk about Bernie Kosar losing his job for going partial Pete Rose, and the Steelers being insanely tone deaf with their CPR celebration. The show wraps with the guys trying to determine what was more disrespectful in NFL history than the Chiefs spinning huddle trick play.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:

In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED

Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.

Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. 

Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.

Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

In light of the events from Monday Night Football this week, the guys start out on a somber tone as they discuss how the NFL lied to our faces after Damar Hamlin collapsed, as well as how ESPN handled the coverage of the incident. Mike questions if Paycor Stadium is cursed, with this being the third horrific incident to happen in the Jungle, allowing the guys the chance to transition back to the usual hijinks. The crew laughs at Thibodeaux doing snow angels after injuring Nick Foles, and Scott laughs even harder at the Raiders.

The fellas shift to college football, and Mike wonders why the refs decided to screw Michigan while everyone can’t get over OSU’s shank. Cesar gloats about his Tulane pick all year, and the fellas rip Maryland’s Mike Locksley for going with the oversized hat when getting the Mayo Bath.

The guys shift to baseball, and rip the HOF voter to shreds for submitting a third straight blank ballot. Then Scott and Mike gush over Bronson Arroyo being on the ballot for the first time. Finally, the show wraps with the guys trying to figure out how the Carlos Correa thing is going to play out.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:

In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED

Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.

Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. 

Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.

Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

It’s that week between Christmas and New Year’s where nobody knows what day it is, you’re maintaining a perpetual buzz, and you are just surviving. So the fellas say goodbye 2022 the best way they know how…with random rambling that vaguely covers the week’s sports topics.

The fellas laugh at the Broncos firing Nathaniel Hackett, and Russ getting roasted by the entire internet and a Nickelodeon cartoon character. The fellas shift focus and laugh at Zack Wilson for getting benched again before stumbling on potentially the greatest spin-off the show could do.

Scott punishes everyone with a Hard Knocks recap before they fellas talk about JJ Watt retiring. Plus, Ed Reed getting a head coaching job is going to set up some absolutely insane recruiting battles with Deion.

The guys laugh at the team that tried to lure Gronk out of retirement by offering him the #69, and rip Bill Swinney for another holier than thou NIL take.

Scott and Mike are anxious to talk about the Carlos Correa fiasco, with Steve Cohen shelling out tons of cash after the Giants said no, only to realize the Giants were probably right all along. Plus, will anyone take a chance on Trevor Bauer?

The show wraps with Shaq’s comments that a team of him, LeBron, and Kobe would sweep MJ, Bird, and Hakeem.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:

In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED

Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.

Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.

Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.

Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

Between the insane endings to some of these NFL games, and the story book ending to Messi’s World Cup, this sports weekend was bananas.
Mookie asks the guys throughout the show to pronounce the names of famous Samoans and hockey players. Hilarity ensues.
The fellas laugh at the Colts for blowing a 33 point lead, and laugh harder at the Patriots for lateraling away the game against the Raiders. Plus, a Chief superfan is in hot water after being arrested for bank robbery.
Duke’s Mayo announced that the winning coach of the Duke’s Mayo Bowl will be taking a Mayo bath, and it inspires a sip, chug, drainpour with a Mayo bath, french fry bath, and Cheez-It bath.
The guys laugh at Drake’s curse striking again, with the team he picked winning but him somehow still losing the bet.
The show wraps with Mike talking about two all-time Team Petty NBA stories: with the Heat listing everyone on their injury report and Detroit trolling Kyrie hard.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:
In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED
Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.
Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.
Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.
Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

Before the guys talk about the tarot card reader saying that Shakira cursed Spain’s World Cup run, the fellas have a ton to get to.
The guys talk about the Crosstown Shootout, with Xavier surviving UC’s comeback attempt and the lesser Miller’s gamesmanship. Plus, Cesar tries to distance himself from Chris Beard after him catching a charge, but hedges enough to jump right back in if the felony gets dropped. Basketball wraps with Scott deciding on a new trophy that the NBA should implement now that they’ve named the MVP trophy after Jordan.
Switching gears to football, Mike has been touched by the death of Mike Leach, and Mookie does not care about Ken Niumatololo getting fired. A race card regarding Hawaiians and Samoans leads to a new idea for a game on next week’s show.
The fellas play fire/dumpster fire with the XFL uniforms that were revealed over the last week, and Cesar debuts what should be the rallying cry for all San Antonio Brahmas fans.
The fellas laugh at fans tricked into watching FIFA 23 on an illegal stream instead of the World Cup, and discuss whether or not Shakira cursed Spain. The convo sparks Cesar to ask how long it would take to pull your celebrity crush and Mike reveals a disturbing secret.
Plus, Kim Jong Un is the king of petty.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:
In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED
Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.
Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.
Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.
Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

It’s a jam packed show. The fellas talk about the College Football Playoffs, and how everything worked exactly how they thought, but the committee decided to make a left turn despite Nick Saban’s best pitch during the B1G Championship. Mike scrambles to put together the 12 team playoff if it existed today live on the air, and the fellas talk about Coach Prime taking over at Colorado.
Scott catches up with a new edition of Hater’s Guide to Hard Knocks, laughing at Van Jefferson’s mom and dad, and ripping on the Cardinals.
The guy’s celebrate Fred McGriff making it into the Hall of Fame, and talk about what the results mean for the PED guys going forward. Plus, the Hot Stove is in full effect and the money being thrown around is absolutely stupid.
Mike does what he can to get the audience to keep from tuning out during World Cup talk by pointing out how Miss Croatia is converting people in Qatar. Her appearance at the games is basically breaking necks.
The guys talk about Joey Chestnut taking a big L in the shrimp cocktail competition at St. Elmo’s and wrap the show with Giannis talking about his freaking birthday plans.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:
In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED
Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.
Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.
Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.
Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

Cesar is so fired up about the USMNT beating Iran and advancing in the World Cup, that he doesn’t even realize how ridiculous he sounds when he mixes up the “These colors don’t run” and “I bleed red, white, and blue” phrases.
The guys laugh at Brian Robinson’s big hat, and try to figure out who wore the big hat better. Plus, the Commanders completely botch their Sean Taylor statue.
In college football news, the guys look at what chaos will need to happen to get Alabama and Ohio State into the college football playoffs, and how a 12 team playoff would look right now. Plus the guys laugh at Nebraska and Wisconsin for swinging big in the coaching hires only to not make it past Ohio State and Michigan.
Mike calls out Drew for doubting the USMNT, and the guys debate whether the 15 million person audience for the match between the US and England is notable.
Mike wraps the show with a hot take about Bill Walton and Gus Johnson.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:
In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED
Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.
Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.
Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.
Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) has officially walked across the country. After stepping foot in the Pacific Ocean this afternoon, roughly 6 months and 3,176 miles from when he started in the Atlantic Ocean in Delaware, Joe has completed his walk. The fellas celebrate Joe’s accomplishment and try to find out Joe’s thoughts about finishing, if he planned some deep words for the final steps, and what he’s learned about himself.
The fellas shift gears and talk some football, and try to decide which is more embarrassing: the Vikings getting tricked into putting a porn star’s picture on the Jumbotron or Peter Burns talking about Ben Watson’s wife on live TV. Plus, Zach Wilson has lost the locker room with players “accidentally” liking tweets trashing him.
The guys laugh about Bama having a path to the playoffs, and Mike reveals the most recent Wiseguy’s Top 10 with only 8 teams because that’s all you can currently bet on at Draft Kings.
The guys get mad at the Rose Bowl, clinging on to their tradition and holding up playoff expansion before looking at what a 12 team college football playoff would be right now, and how Alabama would end up in the Championship game.
The show wraps with Cesar making an unbelievable joke during World Cup talk, and then revealing that he didn’t know Bud Light was the light version of Budweiser.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:
In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED
Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.
Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.
Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.
Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com

Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) joins after making it into Sacramento, California. With a week remaining, and only 115 miles to go, Joe talks about the death of his stroller, sending his tent back home, and how he’s coping with the end of the walk in site.
The fellas laugh at Derek Carr crying in his post-game press conference after losing to Jeff Saturday and the Colts. The fellas try to decide if Josh McDaniels is the worst coach in the league, leading to a great sip/chug/drainpour of awful coaches.
Mike plays a clip of Lane Kiffin pulling an all-time Lane move at a press conference, ripping the SEC officials under the cover of his quarterback’s mom. Plus the new Wiseguy’s poll is revealed, and the guys look at what a 12 team college football playoff would be right now.
The guys talk about Yasiel Puig pulling a Pete Rose, Dana White launching a professional slapping league, a snooker player having to hide his drawers, and the Mike Tyson/Evander Holyfield collab that proves that Mike Tyson is a marketing genius.

Be sure to check out friends of the show:
In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED
Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.
Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.
Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.
Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit craftbrewedmedia.substack.com