Craft Brewed Sports

Mike has bought into all of the hype and has full blown hope for this weekend. He goes deep into a conspiracy theory that ties Joe Burrow and Tom Brady together in a crazy way and the fellas get hyped for the Halftime Show.
Things get weird when the fellas start to talk about the Jonathan Allen tweet and a listener asks the worst possible Sip/Chug/Drainpour while the fellas talk about the three people they’d like to have dinner with.
Mike is so happy that Brian Flores has fixed the systemic racism in the NFL after the hirings this week. And Scott has a conspiracy theory that Kyle Shanahan and the 49ers are gaming the system and getting minority coaches promoted just for the draft picks.
Mookie gives some Super Bowl prop bets, and we get a disturbing realization about just how old Mookie is.

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Mike is on cloud 9 about the Bengals moving on to the Super Bowl and decides to introduce everyone to one of the worst fight songs in sports history.
The fellas discuss the Brian Flores firing, resurrecting Craft Brewed Sports Theatre to discuss the text messages that brought on the lawsuit. The guys stumble on a discussion about best 90’s touchdown celebrations, and venture into an alternate Bob Ross reality.
The guys pay a touching tribute to Tom Brady after his retirement announcement.
And Scott breaks the news to Mike that his trip for Spring Training is basically ruined.

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The fellas are celebrating another Victory Wednesday, and they welcome Robert Taylor (@itsrockrobster) and Derek Bowe (@derekbowe7) into the Speakeasy so that each of the final four teams are represented.
The guys discuss Ryan Tannehill’s jawline, Aaron Rodgers losing to the Niners…again, the ridiculous ending in the Bills/Chiefs game, and Lions fans caping up hard for Stafford. After recapping the greatest weekend of football any of us have seen, the crew looks ahead to Championship Weekend. Scott and Derek convince Mike to have hope in the Bengals against the Chiefs, despite him knowing full well that it will crush him when they lose. And the law of losing in roulette leads to a split panel for the Rams and Niners game.

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Beers of the Week:
- Snow Camp - Horse and Dragon Brewing
- Psycho Penguin Vanilla Porter - Odyssey Beerwerks
- Landshark - Anheuser-Busch
No Mookie tonight, so intern Christian steps up in a big way. While Scott and Mike bask in their playoff wins from the weekend, Christian reveals that he hates Jim Kelly for an unknown reason, that he ruined Thanksgiving reminding everyone that Kobe raped someone, that he has no need for the gym because he’s getting plenty without working out, and that he has even more drunken walking stories in his arsenal.
Also, the final installment of Hater’s Guide to Hard Knocks…thank God!

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Beers of the Week:
- Tenacious Patience - Wibby Brewing
- Wootz Marzen Oktoberfest - Christian Moerlein Brewing
- Extra Extra Juicy Bits - Weldwerks Brewing
It doesn’t take long for this one to go completely off the rails. The guys are fascinated with Dong Facts, and the live viewers do not disappoint with their Googling abilities.
The guys try to talk about Georgia beating Bama and Stetson Bennett doing his GMA interview hungover AF, but #DongFacts keep popping up in the chat.
Scott hates on Hard Knocks, and the fellas talk about whether or not Cobra Kai has jumped the shark.
The show wraps with a quick “Do That Hockey” and a Hot Takes BBQ about D-Wade saying people will eventually forget about Jordan like the current generation forgot about Kareem. Plus, a quick Tiger update and rapid fire Wild Card predictions.

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Beers of the Week:
- The Dude Abides - Grimm Brothers Brewhouse
- Night Cap Holiday Porter - Brink Brewing

The fellas kick off 2022 with the whole crew in the Speakeasy. The fellas continue to hate watch the newest season of Hard Knocks before getting into their NFL overreactions. Mike has no faith that the Bengals can come through after their big win this past weekend, and Scott has no faith that the Chiefs can bounce back after their loss in Cincinnati.
Mike is worried that Rob Manfred is going to ruin his trip to Arizona, and the fellas nominate some folks for MFOTW.

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The fellas hit the Speakeasy one more time in 2021 to talk about the passing of John Madden. Plus, more hate watching of Hard Knocks.

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Friend of the show, Ryan McCarthy, hangs out with Scott and Mookie as the fellas coast through into the Christmas holiday.

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Mike is gone, so Mookie and Scott take over...shit hits the fan!
The best drunken tales you've ever heard.
Hate Watching Hard Knocks.
Maybe some sports?

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Beers of the Week:
- Headless Astronaut - Launch Pad Brewery
- Advanced Fluid Dynamics: Phantasm - Weldwerks Brewing
- FivePine Chocolate Porter - Three Creeks Brewing
Mookie flew way past three sheets to the wind and starts the show at least forty-seven sheets to the wind. It leads to him ripping on the iconic line “nobody puts baby in a corner” from Dirty Dancing, being the first person not named Scott to pull the race card, and drop a hot take about Jimmy V week being nothing more than a cash grab for ESPN.
In between, the guys give their overreactions from the week, including the Chiefs offense being cooked, but their defense being good enough to make it to the Super Bowl, the Bills being toast, Mac Jones being undeserving of the ROY award, and the Lions still having a shot at the playoffs.
Scott breaks down Episode 3 of Hard Knocks, an episode that should have come with a “Hey...there’s a whole lot of ‘Kid with Cancer’ talk in this episode.” And the guys debate whether or not Bill Swinney is staying in Clemson.
The show raps with Mookie thinking the A’s are moving to Tampa after it was reported that they bid on the Tropicana in Vegas, Tiger heading back to the course, hockey alley-oops, and the Crosstown Shootout.

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