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  • George Kittle's Tequila | Bidding on Stadium Troughs | Tupac Bobblehead

    George Kittle tears his Achilles and responds by pounding tequila sent from the 49ers owner’s suite. The Bills start auctioning off pieces of Highmark Stadium, including the legendary bathroom troughs. And the Orioles announce a Tupac bobblehead because MLB marketing has zero fear.


    We break down the 49ers injury conspiracy involving an electrical substation, relive the best moments from Wild Card Weekend, and somehow spend way too much time debating trough etiquette, girth math, and whether “hog” is the correct term.


    Also on the show:
    • Mike Tomlin out in Pittsburgh and what that job opening means
    • Calvin Johnson admitting he got high before games late in his career
    • Missouri trying to replace the Chiefs with the Battlehawks
    • Indiana transfer Nick Marsh getting caught with FanDuel on his phone
    • Florida State’s ACC power move leading to Miami cashing a massive check
    • A UAB player entering the transfer portal while facing attempted murder charges
    • Cincinnati fans planning a brown paper bag night
    • Brooks Koepka welcomed back to the PGA while Phil Mickelson gets petty-snubbed


    Sports news, dumb debates, and zero impulse control.
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    Chapters:
    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend?
    00:03:08 Shots for Cesar. RIP Dog. We miss you, little bro.
    00:06:11 What's coming up? | Favorite moment from Wild Card Weekend?
    00:08:09 What's in your mug | A mead tangent
    00:15:53 George Kittle pounded tequila from the owner's suite after tearing his achilles this weekend
    00:22:49 49ers injury conspiracy theory: are the 9ers getting hurt because they practice near an electrical substation?
    00:25:45 The 49ers have had how many QBs?!
    00:30:22 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Wild Card Weekend moment: Ben Johnson yelling "f*ck the Packers" during is post-game speech, Aaron Rodgers potentially playing his last game, Vrable getting bloodied celebrating the Patriots win
    00:34:21 Mike Tomlin is out as Pittsburgh's coach. What dominoes fall because of this opening?
    00:38:07 Zac Taylor is now the 5th longest tenured coach in the NFL somehow
    00:39:29 It's been so long since Pittsburgh had to hire a coach
    00:43:13 Who in their right mind would actually sue their ex-wife for saying this?!
    00:47:08 Is "hog" the best word for having two Coke cans swinging?
    00:51:55 Girth has to be an issue if you've got one or two Coke cans
    00:54:34 Should you feel bad for the wife of someone with a two-can member?
    00:57:27 Buffalo Bills are auctioning off troughs from Highmark Stadium
    01:01:36 Which is worse: using a trough or pooping in a stall with no door?
    01:05:57 People in Times Square on NYE wearing diapers
    01:09:21 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Troughs: Indy 500 trough, Bills trough, Notre Dame trough
    01:11:05 Calvin Johnson got high before games towards the end of his career
    01:12:06 Missouri state senator introduces bill to name the St. Louis Battlehawks the official football team of the state of Missouri
    01:16:32 Indiana's transfer, Nick Marsh, gets put on blast for having FanDuel on his phone
    01:22:50 Breaking down the main screen of our phones
    01:25:13 Florida State threatening to leave the ACC has led to Miami collecting a huge payday this year
    01:29:42 Mookie shoehorns in a Tulane clip
    01:31:01 UAB player charged with attempted murder on two of his teammates hops in the transfer portal
    01:32:28 Another Tulane clip gets shoehorned into the show
    01:33:39 ScottSki45 Stats of the Week
    01:37:06 Baltimore Orioles announce a Tupac bobblehead
    01:39:42 Which dead celebrity deserves a bobblehead?
    01:41:46 University of Cincinnati fans are planning a paper bag night because their team stinks
    01:44:27 Brooks Koepka is back on the PGA Tour, but their qualifications for coming back from LIV were a directly petty shot at Phil Mickelson
    01:47:30 Beer recaps
    01:48:28 This was a show
    01:48:58 Outro


    #CraftBrewedSports #GeorgeKittle #NFL #BillsMafia #WildCardWeekend #CollegeFootball #SportsPodcast #MLBPromotions #PGA #LIVGolf #WildCardWeekend #PGA #CollegeFootball



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    1 hr 51 min
  • We Saw NFL History | Does Garrett’s Record Count? | Brutal Fantasy Football Punishments

    We start the show the only way we know how: talking about the sports weekend, rookie wide receivers who immediately become That Guy, and what everyone’s drinking, plus a quick reminder that Mike DeWine still sucks.


    Comedian Alex Schubert hangs out and delivers a truly unhinged breakdown of where every NFL quarterback would’ve been on January 6 (yes, it comes back twice). We bounce around from super high-ABV beers to the Columbus Crew coach being an absolute zaddy before diving into real football chaos.


    The Colts pull off back-to-back fake punts, the Jets somehow finish an entire season without recording a single interception, and Zac Taylor becomes the main character for all the wrong reasons: getting booed, kept by the Bengals, and ultimately winning MF’er of the Week for complaining after Myles Garrett’s sack celebration.


    We debate whether Garrett’s sack record actually counts in a 17-game season, argue about the most unbreakable records in sports, and spiral into fantasy football hell, including a punishment that requires eating 71 hot dogs, plus a league where everyone gets punished just for existing.


    We wrap with College Football Playoff chaos (we’re all in on Indiana), why bye teams are getting cooked, and the A’s Vegas move hitting a wall after their trademark gets rejected.


    It’s long. It’s dumb. It’s exactly what this show is.


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    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? | There's always 1 rookie WR that balls out
    00:07:18 What are you drinking? | Mike DeWine sucks
    00:14:57 Super high ABV beers
    00:16:10 Comedian Alex Schubert explains where each QB would have been on J6
    00:28:27 The Columbus Crew coach is a zaddy
    00:30:27 Comedian Alex Schubert explains where each QB would have been on J6
    00:37:26 The Colts ran back-to-back fake punts
    00:40:54 Was anyone tailing the contract extension numbers on DraftKings this week?
    00:43:36 Mookie shoehorns an NCAA CFB26 cilp: Big Mirg's debut
    00:46:54 The Jets went the entire season without getting an interception
    00:50:53 Zac Taylor getting booed
    00:53:30 Bengals decide to keep Zac Taylor
    00:55:11 Stefanski and Harbaugh out
    00:58:08 What's the NFL job that you'd take right now?
    01:00:16 Mookie shoehorns in another CFB26 clip
    01:01:08 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - NFL Job Openings: Browns, Giants, and Raiders
    01:05:54 Zac Taylor wins MFer of the Week for complaining that they stopped the game after Garrett got the sack record
    01:10:14 Does Myles Garrett's sack record count since it was 17 games?
    01:14:00 The most unbreakable record in sports
    01:16:24 Schube's Fantasty Football team names
    01:17:52 The 71 hot dogs Fantasy Football punishment
    01:22:50 The All-Pain, No-Gain Fantasy Football league, with punishments like auditioning for a local play, busking in the French Quarter, and working a shift at Burger King
    01:38:29 College Football Playoffs are down to 4 and we're all in on Indiana
    01:42:12 Teams with a bye in the College Football Playoffs are now 1-7, the B1G and the SEC are definitely going to change something next year
    01:43:34 The A's Trademark is rejected, but it's not nearly as funny as this derailment
    01:46:24 Beer recaps
    01:47:45 This was a show
    01:48:14 Outro



    #NFL #NFLHistory #MylesGarrett #Jets #FantasyFootball #CollegeFootball #CFP #SportsPodcast #SportsComedy #CraftBrewedSports



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    1 hr 50 min
  • Jets Screw a Fan | QBs Buy Insane O-Line Gifts | The Best Sports Stories of 2025

    The Jets managed to turn a $100,000 field goal giveaway into a full-blown PR embarrassment, NFL quarterbacks gave their offensive lines some of the weirdest Christmas gifts imaginable, and we close the year by running through the absolute best (and dumbest) sports stories of 2025.


    Along the way, things get off the rails in very predictable Craft Brewed Sports fashion.


    On this episode:
    • Weekend sports recap and the important question: who is actually the Chiefs’ QB?
    • A listener-submitted Sip, Chug, Drainpour about soup exposes Mookie for putting BBQ sauce in potato soup
    • The Jets lose all goodwill by barring a fan from a $100K FG contest… then scrambling after public backlash
    • Sip, Chug, Drainpour: QB Christmas gifts edition
    • Tua’s infrared therapy mats
    • Burrow’s prehistoric fossils
    • Josh Allen buying literal meat
    • What we would buy our offensive linemen
    • The Raiders shamelessly tanking and Maxx Crosby calling it out
    • The rise of the NFL Short King (RBs and WRs included)
    • Why the AFC North and NFC South don’t deserve playoff spots or home games
    • Recapping the best sports stories of 2025, including:
    • High school baseball chaos
    • Kendrick’s halftime show
    • The Chiefs failing to three-peat
    • A soccer match canceled because someone pooped in a ref’s shoe
    • Coaching firings, Lane Kiffin, political nonsense, and MLB playoff insanity
    • Notre Dame, Pop-Tarts, sprinkle helmets, Lou Holtz takes, and whether it’s cake
    • NBA players entering the NCAA and Ted Cruz somehow getting involved
    • Final beer recaps and closing out a ridiculous year


    Sports talk without the fake seriousness.
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    Jump to your favorite moment:
    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? | Who is the Chief's QB?!
    00:05:32 What's in your mug?
    00:14:39 A listener submitted sip, chug, drainpour about soup leads to Mookie revealing he puts BBQ sauce in his potato soup
    00:21:33 Jets lose all PR goodwill when they bar a fan from competing in a contest to kick a FG for $100k, only to backtrack after getting called out
    00:26:17 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #5 - blocked FG
    00:29:05 Woody Johnson: two peeners in his name
    00:29:30 Did Burrow, Tua, and Josh Allen give the worst Offensive Linemen gifts of the year?
    00:33:51 Sip, Chug, Drainpour QB Gift Edition: Tua giving an infrared therapy mat, Burrow giving fossils, and Josh Allen giving a quarter of a cow
    00:37:16 We had to leave off Jordan Love buying everyone on the team Dunks
    00:40:49 What would we buy our offensive lineman?
    00:46:43 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #4 - a kneel down
    00:48:38 Maxx Crosby puts the Raiders on blast for their outright tanking
    00:51:32 ScottSki45's Stat of the Day: Wan'Dale Robinson's 1000 yard season
    00:53:10 Greatest NFL Short King
    00:54:53 Greatest NFL Wide Receiver Short King
    00:55:49 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #3 - Big 12 Hail Mary
    00:56:37 5'9" is the short king gray area
    00:58:01 Second name of the episode where it's two peeners
    00:59:39 The AFC North and the NFC South don't deserve playoff spots, let alone home games
    01:04:23 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #2 - the longest clip ever produced
    01:07:48 Recapping the best stories of 2025: high school baseball player pees in the opponent's water jug
    01:08:50 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Kendrick's Halftime show
    01:10:22 Recapping the best stories of 2025: The Chiefs did not 3-peat
    01:11:13 Recapping the best stories of 2025: A soccer game in England was cancelled because someone pooped in the referee's shoe at halftime
    01:11:54 Recapping the best stories of 2025: The craziness of college football coaches like James Franklin, Brian Kelly, and Sherrone Moore getting fired
    01:13:45 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Lane Kiffin
    01:15:32 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Ohio lawmaker tries to ban kickoffs before 3:30pm for top 10 games
    01:16:40 Recapping the best stories of 2025: MLB Playoff games going way too long and leading to hilarity in the Craft Brewed Sports Discord
    01:18:13 Recapping the best stories of 2025: The Big Dumper Butt Plug t-shirt behind home plate
    01:19:36 If Notre Dame played in the Pop Tarts Bowl, would they have put sprinkles on the helmets?
    01:21:42 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Messi wins the MLS Cup
    01:25:04 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #1 - the first clip ever played on the show
    01:26:52 The Notre Dame sprinkle helmet: is it cake?
    01:28:10 Lou Holtz weighs in on the sprinkles
    01:29:38 The Notre Dame sprinkle helmet: still not white enough
    01:31:07 NBA players in the NCAA
    01:40:13 Ted Cruz is on the case to fix college sports. It's apparently more important than the Epstein Files
    01:41:30 Beer recaps
    01:43:02 This was a show. And this was a year.
    01:44:12 Outro


    #Jets #NFL #QBChristmas #OffensiveLine #SportsPodcast #CollegeFootball #NotreDame #NBA #NCAA #BestOf2025 #CraftBrewedSports



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    1 hr 47 min
  • Johnny Manziel Ghosts GameDay | Dodgers Luxury Tax Bill | Matt Stanton’s NFL Secret Santa Rankings

    Johnny Manziel couldn’t make it to GameDay, but he did make it to Miami. The Dodgers are spending like there’s no cap, DraftKings had to eat a brutal betting glitch, and the Chiefs are moving from Kansas City to…Kansas City.


    Comedian Matt Stanton joins the show for a full breakdown of NFL teams in a White Elephant gift exchange, plus Sip/Chug/Drainpour chaos, domes vs open-air stadiums, DK Metcalf vs a fan, USC backing out of playing Notre Dame, and why MLB owners are cheap billionaires hiding behind “competitive balance.”


    Also: too many CFB 26 clips, a Flyers radio hot mic disaster, Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both getting knocked out, and a Chromakey Christmas miracle.


    Chapters:
    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend?
    00:06:17 Beer Intros
    00:11:57 Matt Stanton's NFL Rankings: What teams would bring to the White Elephant Gift Exchange (32-25)
    00:15:21 Matt Stanton's NFL Rankings: What teams would bring to the White Elephant Gift Exchange (24-17)
    00:18:37 Matt Stanton's NFL Rankings: What teams would bring to the White Elephant Gift Exchange (16-8)
    00:21:59 Matt Stanton's NFL Rankings: What teams would bring to the White Elephant Gift Exchange (7-1)
    00:23:36 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Matt Stanton's NFL Rankings: Warped Tour Edition, Halloween Candy Edition, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Edition
    00:27:57 The Chiefs are moving from Kansas City to Kansas City
    00:31:44 Why are all these cold weather teams building stadiums with a dome?
    00:32:42 Mookie shoe horns in CFB 26 clips
    00:35:14 Back to the domes vs. open air stadiums debate
    00:37:29 Matt Stanton walks us into a CFB 26 clip trap
    00:40:54 DK Metcalf swung at a fan, claiming they hurled slurs at him. The fan says he just used DK's government name. Who do we believe?
    00:45:18 Next level petty: traveling to hate on a player
    00:46:18 Shouldn't it be DZ Metcalf?
    00:48:19 Mookie goes to the CFB 26 well again
    00:50:23 Did Johnny Manziel miss his flight for Gameday, or just forget what city the game was in?
    00:54:36 The Johnny Manziel apology
    00:56:38 We need a camera on Michael Irvin for the rest of the playoffs
    00:57:54 What a horrible first round of CFB playoff games
    00:59:31 Mookie ruins the show with another CFB 26 clip
    01:00:45 USC backs out of the Notre Dame game
    01:03:34 Notre Dame picks up BYU on the schedule and maybe it's time for a Bible Belt conference
    01:07:25 Another damn highlight from Mookie
    01:08:28 DraftKings has to pay a bettor who capitalized on a DraftKings glitch
    01:15:54 Dodgers owe $169 million in luxury taxes, more than almost half the league has in payroll
    01:19:18 We can debate salary caps and salary floors, but MLB really needs to fix the deferred payments
    01:22:06 You can't really be mad at the Dodgers for exploiting a loophole
    01:22:59 Billionaire owners in MLB are just cheap
    01:28:56 What MLB franchise would Elon Musk buy?
    01:30:15 FanDuel Sports Network files for bankruptcy, and several fan bases may be struggling to figure out where they can watch their team this year
    01:32:24 Mookie telegraphs another set of CFB 26 highlights
    01:34:42 ScottSki45's Stat of the Day: Greg Maddox craziness
    01:39:07 Mookie just drops AI slop in our laps
    01:40:25 Philadelphia Flyers radio announcer gets caught on a hot mic
    01:43:22 Beer recaps
    01:44:32 Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both got knocked out
    01:46:20 What are you bringing to the White Elephant gift exchange?
    01:47:34 This was a Chromakey Christmas Show
    01:48:01 Outro


    #SportsPodcast
    #NFL
    #CollegeFootball
    #MLB
    #JohnnyManziel
    #NotreDame
    #USCFootball
    #KansasCityChiefs
    #DKMetcalf
    #DraftKings
    #Dodgers
    #MLBLuxuryTax
    #SportsBetting
    #WhiteElephantGifts
    #SportsComedy



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    1 hr 50 min
  • Is Burrow Done With Cincinnati? | Pressure's on Josh Allen | The Dennis Rodman Movie

    Mike’s out, so naturally Mookie immediately starts messing with the background, and somehow that becomes a recurring issue all night.


    We kick things off with beer intros before diving headfirst into the Joe Burrow discourse. Is he hinting at retirement, or is he just completely done with Cincinnati? Fans don’t seem especially sympathetic, especially when the Bengals once again look like one of the most dysfunctional franchises in the league, capped off by violating NFL policy and forcing fans to shovel snow out of their own seats before getting shut out by Baltimore.


    Things spiral from there.


    Patrick Mahomes blows out his knee, the Tom Brady comparisons come fast, and we try to figure out where the Chiefs go from here, including which NFC team Mahomes might randomly win a Super Bowl with a decade from now. With Mahomes, Burrow, and likely Lamar Jackson out of the picture, we ask the uncomfortable question: is this finally Josh Allen’s year?


    Somewhere in the middle of all that, Phillip Rivers comes out of retirement, looks terrible throwing the football, still scores a touchdown, and somehow drags us into a full Hall of Fame debate, complete with conspiracy theories, Colin Kaepernick questions, and a Sip/Chug/Drainpour breakdown of why Rivers actually came back (insurance money, resume padding, or escaping his kids).


    We also get into the Bills releasing Blizzard Brew, a beer literally made from snow at Highmark Stadium, LaKeith Stanfield being cast as Dennis Rodman in a Vegas disappearance movie, and a minor league hockey team fully committing to chaos with a “Birds Aren’t Real” rebrand.


    There are…a lot of CFB26 clips. Too many, honestly.


    Chapters:
    00:00:00 Introduction | Mookie messes with background since Mike's out
    00:04:05 Beer Intros
    00:10:01 Is Joe Burrow going to retire? Or does he just want out of Cincinnati?
    00:17:48 Phillip Rivers starts for the Colts and, despite looking horrible throwing the ball, still had a tuddy and a chance to win
    00:18:57 Nobody really feels bad for Burrow, so his complaints aren't getting him anywhere with fans
    00:22:09 Mike gets angry at the background
    00:24:11 The Bengals are looking at a fine for not clearing snow off the seats prior to playing Baltimore
    00:31:05 The Brown family is never selling the Bengals
    00:37:16 Patrick Mahomes blows out his knee and everyone is making the Tom Brady comparisons
    00:41:20 Where do the Chiefs go from here?
    00:44:37 If Patrick Mahomes is truly following the Tom Brady path, which NFC team does he end winning a Super Bowl with in a decade?
    00:49:10 Mookie drops a CFB26 clip
    00:49:36 With Mahomes and Burrow (and likely Lamar) eliminated, is it Josh Allen's year?
    00:52:19 Current Super Bowl odds
    00:56:10 Does Phillip Rivers deserve HOF consideration after coming back to the Colts?
    00:59:28 Mookie drops another CFB26 clip
    01:00:47 The Bills and Bud Light partner for Blizzard Brew, a beer made with the snow that fell at Highmark Stadium
    01:06:53 Another Mookie CFB26 clip
    01:08:09 Conspiracy theories about WHY Phillip Rivers came out of retirement to play for the Colts
    01:12:32 Did anyone even check with Colin Kaepernick before calling Rivers?
    01:13:40 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Phillip Rivers Motivation For Coming Back: needs the insurance, pad his HOF resume, just wants to get away from his kids
    01:16:20 Seriously, Mookie. Enough with the CFB26 clilps
    01:17:26 How does Phillip Rivers even relate to his current teammates?
    01:21:30 Why are there more CFB26 clips, Mookie?!
    01:22:41 LaKeith Stanfield is set to play Dennis Rodman in a movie about Rodman's disappearance mid-season to Vegas
    01:29:33 Minor League hockey team hosts a "Birds Aren't Real" night and rebrands as the Surveillance Swans for the night
    01:30:49 Should a minor league hockey team do a magic night to bring in more black fans?
    01:35:26 Beer recaps
    01:37:20 This was a show
    01:37:30 Outro


    #NFL #JoeBurrow #PatrickMahomes #JoshAllen #Bengals #Chiefs #Bills #SportsPodcast #CraftBrewedSports



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    1 hr 40 min
  • Notre Dame Snubbed | MLB Hot Stove | Hilarious Results for the World Cup Draw

    Another week, another round of College Football chaos, and Notre Dame is at the center of all of it. We dig into why the Irish bailed on bowl season, why the committee bent over backwards for Alabama and the ACC, and how James Madison crashing the party might actually fix the Playoff moving forward.


    Marcus Freeman gets the MTV Cribs treatment, Duke gets blamed for basically everything, and we take a hard look at what happens if Notre Dame finally snaps and walks away from the ACC.


    Plus: Oregon losing its shine, one of the wildest postgame interviews of the year, LeBron conspiracy theories, Xavier sweeping the Crosstown Shootout, MLB insanity with the Dodgers, Reds missing on Schwarber, and the growing Saudi shadow over baseball. We even close with private equity invading Utah athletics, the AP Poll telling on itself, and a FIFA “Peace Prize” that looks like it was handed out in homeroom.


    New episodes of Craft Brewed Sports every Tuesday night.
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    Chapters:
    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend?
    00:06:43 Beer intros
    00:17:20 Notre Dame opts out of Bowl Season
    00:27:10 MTV Cribs: Marcus Freeman edition
    00:31:16 Alabama getting in over Notre Dame is a joke
    00:33:28 The Playoff committee did what they did to protect the ACC's money
    00:36:36 This is all Duke's fault
    00:38:50 Is Notre Dame going to break up with the ACC? Where do they end up?
    00:43:36 Why does everyone care so much about Notre Dame joining a conference?
    00:49:03 Showing some love to James Madison
    00:51:53 James Madison making it is what we all had hoped the College Football Playoffs would be when they created the playoffs
    00:54:29 Two Group of 5 teams in the playoffs means we might get expansion next year
    00:57:10 Oregon just doesn't have the same mystique they used to have
    00:58:37 Is Notre Dame the college football version of Trump?
    01:02:36 Mendoza's post game interview after the Big 10 Championship was wild
    01:07:42 ScottSki45's Stat of the Week: LeBron and T-Mac
    01:12:49 Did LeBron give up the record of 10+ points in a game because he was afraid to take the last shot?
    01:16:55 The 50 Cent Diddy Doc
    01:19:19 Utah bringing in private equity for their athletics department is the beginning of the end for college sports
    01:25:31 Week 6 AP Poll in college basketball holds the keys to who will win it all
    01:30:46 Xavier gets a clean sweep in the Crosstown Shootout and Pitino shows up at Dana's to buy a round
    01:33:20 The Dodgers are killing baseball
    01:34:40 The Reds whiff on getting Schwarber
    01:38:35 Inviting Saudi money into baseball
    01:39:57 Seattle's Pride Night during the World Cup will feature Egypt and Iran
    01:43:34 You know the FIFA Peace Prize is made up when you have to put on your own medal
    01:44:13 Beer recap
    01:45:44 This was a show
    01:45:57 Cuban Morty makes an appearance
    01:46:44 Outro


    #CollegeFootball #NotreDame #CFBPlayoff #ACC #AlabamaFootball #JamesMadison #MLB #Dodgers #Reds #NBA #LeBronJames #CollegeBasketball #Xavier #CrosstownShootout #SportsPodcast #CraftBrewedSports



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    1 hr 49 min
  • Kiffin's LSU Move | The Miami/ND Debate | Free Wieners Circle Hot Dogs

    Lane Kiffin officially bailed on Ole Miss for LSU, and the villain era is fully back. Tonight we run through every piece of chaos: the podcaster line that set Kiffin off, the Jerry Maguire “who’s coming with me?” moment with his staff, fans booing him at the airport, and all the tea Ole Miss fans are suddenly spilling: dog rumors, yoga class stories, disappearing messages, the whole mess.


    Plus: Mike torches the Notre Dame/Miami “who deserves it more” debate, the ACC’s ridiculous lobbying, the playoff criteria should get even weirder, and why this whole thing might finally force Notre Dame into a conference.


    We hit Wiseguy’s Top 10 for Week 14, Eagles fans egging their OC’s house, the Wieners Circle hot dog stunt after Ben Johnson went shirtless, Shelby Harris calling Jauan Jennings a ho, and Tyrese Maxey doing the Dog Show while Peterman refuses to go away.


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    Chapters:
    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? | Mike is still mad about the background last week
    00:09:54 Beer intros
    00:14:20 Lane Kiffin leaves Ole Miss for LSU and is officially back to being a villain
    00:17:02 Lane Kiffin wanted to fight a podcaster for saying "you can't turn a ho into a housewife" when talking about Lane
    00:22:28 Kiffin pulled a Jerry Maguire with his staff
    00:24:50 Ole Miss fans gathered at the airport to boo and flip on Kiffin as he left for LSU
    00:27:51 No, Ole Miss did not leave Kiffin's clothes on the street. But it would have been hilarious if they did.
    00:30:27 Is there a way to fix this issue of coaches leaving before the playoffs start?
    00:34:55 Ole Miss fans are now spilling the tea on Kiffin: Juice isn't even his dog, he was a menace in a yoga class, and there were some disappearing messages sent to coeds (allegedly)
    00:39:08 Mike rails against the Notre Dame/Miami debate
    00:42:38 The college football playoffs aren't about getting the best teams in, and they never have been
    00:47:01 A BCS version of baseball? Yes, please! | Mookie shoehorns in a Tulane clip
    00:50:53 This Miami thing might be what forces Notre Dame to join a conference
    00:53:23 People wanted the ACC to change the rules to let Miami into the title game over Duke
    00:57:04 The new criteria for the College Football Playoffs seems a little out there
    00:59:34 ACC Network is lobbying for Miami over Notre Dame
    01:01:25 Wiseguy's Top 10: College Football Week 14
    01:08:21 Eagles fans egg their OC's house
    01:12:34 Sip, Chug, Drainpour: Eagles fans throwing eggs at their OC's house, Eagles fans throwing snow balls at Santa, Eagles fans throwing cheesesteaks at an ejected Washington player
    01:19:42 Ben Johnson goes shirtless to get the city of Chicago free Wieners Circle hot dogs
    01:23:56 What did Jauan Jennings say that caused Shelby Harris to call him a ho?
    01:32:24 Tyrese Maxey and the Dog Show
    01:37:42 Peterman is still out here doing the Dog Show, huh? | Rob Schneider being a crap human being is a pretty big bummer
    01:39:33 Beer recaps
    01:41:20 This was a show
    01:41:32 Outro


    #LaneKiffin #OleMiss #LSU #CollegeFootball #ACC #NotreDame #MiamiHurricanes #CFBPlayoff #Eagles #BenJohnson #WienersCircle #NFL #TyreseMaxey #CraftBrewedSports



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    1 hr 44 min
  • Jay Paterno Hangs Out | NFL Hall of Fame Semi-Finalists | Investigate Stefanski

    A packed Thanksgiving-week show that went completely off the rails in the best way possible. We kick things off with festive backgrounds, beers in hand, and the usual chaos before diving into Ohio high school athletes officially being allowed to cash in on NIL money.


    From there, it’s Brinner talk, Tulane highlights (way too many of them), and the insane story out of UAB where a player was charged with attempted murder after stabbing two teammates. We wander into a Zaxby’s tangent, break down Rice bribing students with free beer, and dig into LSU reportedly dangling $90 million and a massive NIL budget at Lane Kiffin.


    We touch on the Michigan–Big Ten mess, then question why Kevin Stefanski punted from the Raiders’ 29-yard line like he was trying to protect the under. Ohio governor Mike DeWine regrets legalizing sports betting, Colorado looks rough, and the NFL Hall of Fame semifinalists are out.


    Then Jay Paterno jumps into the Speakeasy and we get into everything: James Franklin getting canned, where Penn State actually ranks as a job, how NIL changed the sport, the transfer portal chaos, whether collective bargaining is coming, how we got here with paying players, and how much coaches’ salaries warped the whole system. Jay talks coaching vs writing, which teams he couldn’t stand, whether politics is actually worse, and runs through the Quick Hitters before wrapping up the interview.


    We close with ScottSki45’s stat of the week on Griffey Jr. and Stan Musial, the upcoming Stuart Scott 30 for 30, Shohei committing to Japan for the WBC, beer recaps, and Sip/Chug/Drainpour with Thanksgiving traditions.


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    Chapters
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    00:00:00 Introduction | Festive Thanksgiving backgrounds | What's in your mug?
    00:06:34 Ohio High School athletes can now get NIL money
    00:12:09 Brinner needs to be more widespread | Mookie shoehorns a Tulane highlight
    00:14:31 UAB player charged with attempted murder for stabbing two of his teammates
    00:21:45 A Zaxby's tangent | Another Tulane highlight
    00:27:38 Rice offers students free beer to attend a football game
    00:33:24 LSU offering Lane Kiffin $90 million and a $25 million NIL budget
    00:42:44 Is Michigan leaving the Big 10? | More Mookie highlights
    00:45:00 We need to investigate Kevin Stefanski after he punted from the opponent's 29 yard line to preserve the under
    00:47:58 Ohio Governor, Mike Dewine, says that he regrets legalizing sports betting in Ohio
    00:50:13 Colorado is pretty crappy, huh? | Yet another Mookie highlight package
    00:53:19 NFL Hall of Fame Semi-Finalists have been revealed
    00:59:02 Wiseguy's Top 10...just kidding, Mookie highjacks things and plays another clip
    01:01:16 Jay Paterno pops into the Speakeasy
    01:01:49 How did James Franklin end up getting canned?
    01:03:03 Where does the Penn State job rank?
    01:04:57 Jay Paterno weighs in on how NIL changed how schools operate
    01:06:59 Jay Paterno talks the difficulties of the transfer portal and today's college football game
    01:09:37 Are we close to collective bargaining and a player union in college football?
    01:13:28 The evolution of paying players in the NCAA
    01:15:25 Coaches salaries are just as much to blame for the state of NCAA finances as NIL
    01:19:04 Jay Paterno answers: What's harder, coaching on the sidelines or writing a book?
    01:21:30 Who was the one coach or team that Jay Paterno couldn't stand?
    01:24:27 Jay Paterno's internet cuts out, Mookie cuts to a clip
    01:25:26 Jay Paterno answers: Would he rather be coaching or dealing with the crap that is American politics?
    01:29:13 Mookie shows Jay Paterno a CFB 26 highlight
    01:31:37 Jay Paterno answers the Quick Hitters
    01:36:32 Jay Paterno plugs and interview recap
    01:40:20 ScottSki45's Stat of the Week: Ken Griffey Jr and Stan Musial's odd connection
    01:42:35 Stuart Scott 30 for 30 is going to be epic
    01:45:18 Shoehei is playing for Japan in the World Baseball Classic, so go ahead and put them down as the winners
    01:47:02 Beer recaps
    01:48:24 Sip, Chug, Drainpour: Thanksgiving traditions - backyard football, turkey trot, watching all 3 NFL games
    01:50:41 This was a show
    01:50:51 Outro


    #CraftBrewedSports #JayPaterno #CollegeFootball #NIL #HighSchoolNIL #PennState #UAB #LaneKiffin #LSUFootball #MichiganFootball #KevinStefanski #Browns #SportsBetting #NFLHallOfFame #ShoheiOhtani #WBC #MLB #TulaneFootball #Thanksgiving



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    1 hr 53 min
  • Ja'Marr's Loogie Suspension | Kiffin Rumors Heat Up | Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua

    Tonight’s show jumps all over the sports universe in the best possible way. We kick things off with weekend recaps and immediately derail into government files in Wingdings, because of course we do. Then it’s drinks up, and straight into Ja’Marr Chase appealing his suspension for spitting on Jalen Ramsey with the funniest excuse imaginable. Naturally, that sends us into ranking the top three most disrespectful things you can do to someone.


    Shedeur Sanders had a nightmare Sunday, the entire NFL feels painfully mid, and one ref in the Spain game tried announcing a penalty in Spanish without actually practicing Spanish. Tua wants to take the NFL to Jerusalem, so we run Sip/Chug/Drainpour on the next international NFL destination: Iran, Ukraine, or Jamaica.


    College football chaos kicks in with Lane Kiffin rumors, Coach O flirting with Arkansas, and Mookie trying (and failing) to cover up a Laney College reference with a Dynasty clip, right as Mike’s edible hits. We break down the Wiseguy's Poll and even sketch out what a Wiseguy's playoff bracket would look like, including the ACC almost getting left out entirely.


    On the baseball side, the MLB Hall of Fame ballot looks horrific, so we look ahead to the 2026 newcomers too. Baseball United is literally delivering pitchers to the mound on camels. Then the show collapses into a Grimace lore segment because Grimace is apparently a taste bud now, and we dive into the difference between getting “grimaced” and “hamburgled.” ScottSki45 drops a tennis stat of the week, Jack Hughes injures himself in the most baseball way imaginable, and then Jake Paul somehow ends up fighting Anthony Joshua with weight rules that make zero sense.


    We close with MLS blowing up their whole calendar, removing the Season Pass paywall, switching to a single-table format, beer recaps, and a chaotic finish that pretty much sums up the entire night.
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    Chapters


    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? | They're going to release the files in wing dings
    00:05:31 What's in your mug?
    00:10:58 Ja'Marr Chase appealing his suspension for spitting on Jalen Ramsey with funniest reason possible
    00:14:30 Top 3 most disrespectful things to do to someone
    00:18:57 Shedeur Sanders had a terrible, horrible, awful, no-good, Sunday
    00:26:28 The NFL is very mid
    00:30:09 The ref in the NFL Spain game announced a penalty in Spanish, but clearly didn't practice enough
    00:32:18 Tua wants an NFL game in Jerusalem?!
    00:34:58 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Next NFL International Game: Iran, Ukraine, Jamaica
    00:37:15 Where does Lane Kiffin end up: LSU, Florida, or back at Ole Miss?
    00:43:31 Could Coach O end up at Arkansas?
    00:46:08 Mookie takes it too far bringing up Laney College
    00:46:48 Mookie covers his tracks with a College Football Dynasty clip
    00:47:24 Mike's edible kicks in
    00:48:52 Wiseguys College Football Poll: Week 12
    00:52:08 What would a Wiseguy's Bracket look like?
    00:53:53 There was a chance the ACC could have gotten shut out of the playoffs
    00:57:29 Greg confuses Tristan and Carson Beck
    00:59:10 This might be the worst MLB Hall of Fame ballot of all time
    01:03:19 Looking ahead to notable first timers on the ballot in 2026
    01:05:41 The Baseball United League is bringing pitchers to the mound on camels
    01:09:09 Grimace is a taste bud
    01:13:15 The difference between getting grimaced and getting hamburgled
    01:14:26 ScottSki45's stat of the week: tennis edition
    01:17:25 Jack Hughes has the most baseball style hockey injury ever
    01:20:18 Jake Paul signs on to fight Anthony Joshua, and apparently weight advantages should only go one way
    01:27:07 MLS switching their calendar is a wild move
    01:32:40 MLS doing away with the Season Pass on Apple TV
    01:38:12 Greg explains the MLS moving to a single table
    01:40:54 Beer recaps
    01:43:20 This was a show
    01:43:48 Outro
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    #Sports #NFL #CFB #CollegeFootball #MLB #NHL #MLS #JaMarrChase #JalenRamsey #LaneKiffin #CoachO #ShedeurSanders #JakePaul #AnthonyJoshua #CraftBrewedSports



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    1 hr 46 min
  • Trump Stadium | MLB Pitch Prop Scandal | Nico Out In Dallas

    It's an all new Craft Brewed Sports, where we break down another week of chaos in the dumbest timeline in sports.


    Tonight’s episode includes:
    🏟️ Trump reportedly wants the new Washington Commanders stadium named after himself, and somehow, it might actually happen.
    🎙️ Who would make the better color commentator: Trump or Tom Brady?
    🐬 Mike McDaniel trolling Bills fans after Miami’s win and a quick detour into “Dutch Ruddering.”
    🏈 Brian Daboll fired, Brian Kelly suing LSU (and somehow we’re siding with him), and Pat Narduzzi doesn’t care if Pitt loses to Notre Dame.
    🍀 Is Notre Dame’s independence actually an unfair advantage in today’s college football landscape?
    💇 Marcus Freeman’s hat choice, USC’s latest cheating scandal, and our Wiseguys Top 10 for Week 11.
    💰 Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz indicted for rigging bets, MLB limiting pitch props to $200, and the absurdity of betting pitch-by-pitch in 2025.
    🐘 The Oakland A’s open comments for the first time in 655 days and instantly regret it.
    🍓 Darryl Strawberry gets a Presidential pardon, Scott rewrites the Simpsons softball song, and the Mavs fire Nico Harrison.
    🍺 Plus: Sip, Chug, Drainpour featuring Pear, Plum, and Pineapple beers and a parlay that only makes sense if you’re high.


    Grab a drink, hang out, and enjoy another round of beer, sports, and nonsense.


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    Jump to your favorite moment:
    00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend?
    00:07:17 Beer Intros | Sip, Chug, Drainpour: Pear, Plum, Pineapple
    00:15:52 Trump wants his name on the Commanders new stadium
    00:18:40 Shoe horning a 6-7 gag into the Trump play-by-play
    00:22:12 Better color commentator: Trump or Brady?
    00:24:01 Mike McDaniel trolling Bills fans after the Dolphins win was pretty solid | What is Dutch Ruddering?
    00:27:35 Daboll is fired, and New York is a solid job...if the entire roster can overcome their catastrophic injuries
    00:31:46 Brian Kelly suing LSU, and it sucks we're actually on his side for this one
    00:37:23 Pat Narduzzi doesn't care if Pitt loses to Notre Dame
    00:40:23 Mookie shoehorns in his CFB Dynasty clip
    00:42:23 Does Notre Dame have an unfair advantage since they aren't in a conference and teams are prioritizing conference games?
    00:45:39 Marcus Freeman went with a green hat to protect the hairline
    00:48:03 USC is a bunch of dirty rotten cheaters putting their 3rd string QB in with the same number as their punter
    00:54:38 Wiseguy's Poll: College Football Week 11 | Where's the best value to bet outside of Ohio State
    00:59:11 Mike got high and cooked up a parlay
    01:03:41 ScottSki45's Stat of the Week | Matthew Stafford is balling out and Mike mixes up Jahmyr Gibbs and Jamaal Williams
    01:11:15 Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz indicted for rigging bets
    01:13:56 Should we investigate Pages for swinging at one of the pitches that Clase purposely threw as a ball?
    01:16:24 MLB protecting the integrity of the game by limiting what you can bet on pitches
    01:20:49 Betting on pitch results in the streaming age seems wild
    01:24:21 The Oakland A's opened up the comment section for the first time in 655 days and the results are exactly what you'd expect
    01:30:52 Darryl Strawberry gets a Presidential Pardon
    01:33:53 Scott's got new lyrics to the Simpson's softball song
    01:36:33 Mavs fire Nico Harrison
    01:39:28 Beer recaps
    01:40:22 This was a show
    01:40:58 Outro


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    #CraftBrewedSports #SportsPodcast #TrumpStadium #Commanders #BrianKelly #LSU #CollegeFootball #USC #NotreDame #WiseguysTop10 #MLB #BettingScandal #PitchProps #OaklandAs #DarrylStrawberry #DallasMavs #SportsComedy



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    1 hr 43 min

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