The USMNT played their coldest World Cup qualifier ever, and it was in the Crafty Rogues' backyard! Were the boys at the game? Don't be silly. They were toasty warm in the Ash Barty Studio. Crafty.

If you like a bit of Ted Nugent to go along with your Neil Young, and a spot of Mario Balotelli alongside a dash of Roy Hodgson, this is the show for you. If not, what on earth's wrong with you?

John's off to Miami next week. Quinno's off to 'Straya next month. And Wayne Rooney might be off to Everton any day now. He should probably talk to Frank Lampard first.

John had a problem with a presenter. Quinno got his Brazilians mixed up. And it probably won't end well for Prince Andrew. Nor should it.

It might be unfair to say that this show went off the rails. However, given that the rails went through the Capitol, John's trophy shelf, Australian border protection, Spurs' kit room and Hogwarts, it might not. Tasty stuff

The boys said goodbye to 2021 with a bit of football, a dash of culture, and a huge dollop of craic. In other words, the usual recipe. That's not a bad thing.

So, if you like football, culture, craic, immunization, cricket, World Cups, insurance, fan power, and the band Slade, there's probably something for you in this show. Probably.

"The boys said their farewells to Sergio Aguero. John explained the concept of Interest Atrophy. And Quinno made a comment he instantly regretted. Nothing new there.

Join the Crafty Rogues as they travel from Omaha to Swindon to a Finnish bus stop. Admit it, that Finnish bus stop thing's got you thinking!

Any show that mentions Rihanna, The Beatles, Seamus Coleman and Cosgrove's chiropractor is surely worth 44m 33s of your time. Surely!