Sometimes the best ability is availability. Kenneth Branagh embraces his Irishness. And Troy Parrott is a fantastic name for a footballer. Do with that information what you will...then listen to the show.

Why do Americans love St. Patrick's Day and Irish culture so much? The Rogues ask a real live American! They also talk football/futbol/soccer/sahhkerrrr, Rugby, AFL, GAA, and little bit of politics. Good craic.

St. Patrick's Day. A very special guest. Quinno's return. Two of these things helped make this a particularly tasty show. No prize for guessing which two.

With Quinno still away, Cosgrove hosted not one but two English boys, West Ham Chris and Danny from Stockton. They discussed moving to Minnesota and how they manage to keep supporting their team from far, far away.

With Quinno once again in a monsoon, Carl Craig stepped up and joined in with quality analysis and some dialysis of the weekends games and world events. Canny.

It was a rare night that there was no Quinno. Not to fear, Sir Carl Craig esquire, stepped into the breach and filled his boots. Top analysis from our Geordie mate who knows people, knows formations and isn't afraid to use them. (Not available with subtitles).

What do Jordan Henderson, Ricky Gervais, and a foul-mouthed wedding planner have in common? Not a lot, really, but they all get a mention on this week's show. Tasty.

Kurt Zouma made a dumb choice. The Washington Football Team may have picked a dumb name. Marjorie Taylor Greene said a dumb thing. No shock there.

The USMNT played their coldest World Cup qualifier ever, and it was in the Crafty Rogues' backyard! Were the boys at the game? Don't be silly. They were toasty warm in the Ash Barty Studio. Crafty.

If you like a bit of Ted Nugent to go along with your Neil Young, and a spot of Mario Balotelli alongside a dash of Roy Hodgson, this is the show for you. If not, what on earth's wrong with you?