Start your day with a coffee! The Determined Beaver.

#RandumbFacts #CelebStuff Questions for God.

And do you love a make-out sesh? How many have you had??

This is what it sounds like when a sock cries - longtime caller/texter Michelle Guindon, aka 'Michelle from Bowmanville', passed away suddenly on February 27 and Ed, along with many callers, share their memories of Michelle. But it's not a funeral, it's more a Celebration of Life, as the laughter continues just like Michelle would have wanted it to courtesy of Jorge continuing his Don Juan bullsh*t, Triple T, Billy the Kidd, Trina the Truck Whisperer, Thelma and a return visit from Johnny in the Garage and his cast of idiots. Plus, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about healthy grieving.

Craig's got a new phone & a new do, and he's not sure about either.

Dividing up the household chores. #CelebStuff

#RandumbFacts and we're getting 'salty' with Chef Ted Reader!

Ed's brain is in a "failure to launch" mode but still manages to pull together a show for the masses. Triple T tries to zing Ed, with predictable results; new caller Chris joins the Nighttime Neighbourhood, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about loneliness and Doug from Maynooth hasn't seen a proper meal in three months.

The city is after Craig!! Worst traits of car passengers.

Musical Urns??? Dating, are you a Diabetic Daddy? And Celeb Stuff

Does ANYONE actually like cassaroles? Ed says no and the callers reply! Plus new callers Bandon from Moose Jaw, JayBoom from Toronto and Cody all the way from California, Thelma falls off the nicotine wagon and OG Brandon continues to taunt Triple T with "Suck It"!

Does ANYONE acutally like cassaroles?! Ed says no, and callers reply. Plus new callers Brandon from Moose Jaw, JayBoom from Toronto and Cody from California, Thelma fell off the nicotine wagon and OG Brandon continues to taunt Triple T with an exhortation to "Suck It"!

Would you take 10 million but shave 10 years off your life?

Ashley Madison is back. Pizza Smell. #RandumbFacts

And Craig has a Snow Angel! #RockMornings

Ed's custom-made 94.9 The Rock toque has gone missing, and he knows who stole it! Plus Sean from the Barn gets roasted by Ed for playing Euchre; Dorothy is a Neanderthal Smurf; Ed comes clean about skipping Brandon's birthday party; Jorge keeps lying about his dates with 'beautiful women' from the internet; Chuck in the Truck is incredibly boring and Triple T shares his love of Zamfir, master of the Pan Flute!

Craig's driving woes. Have you cried at work?

Sad news for Martin Short and more Celeb Stuff.

Your shower technique. And Ted Reader is talking marinades.