Ed's trip to listener Thelma's place in Newcastle (to get homemade apple crisp) triggered his Knight Rider flashbacks; new caller Brando , a bartender, talks about the disparities between male and female bartenders and his worst customer; Jorge's idiotic call confirms his as president of the Oshawa Chess Club; is a bikini-clad Nighttime Neighbour really in a Maxim magazine contest (they still publish that?)?; Triple T is a chicken; Casino Rob talks about a band whose songs should be on The Rock, but aren't; Brandon has an idea for an Ed 1990s montage video that Ed wants nothing to do with and peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about the selflessness that is sometimes really selfishness.

#RockMornings with Craig & Lucky.

Today, Craig's new battle. Some #RandumbStuff #OddStuff & #CelebStuff

And the ideal Fast Food meal?!?!

"Quadruple Amputee Professional Cornhole Player Accused of Murdering Passenger" - this is a real news headline. So much to unpack, and Ed does it; new caller Nikki works with children and youth, find out why that is so terrifying; Casino Rob fills Ed in about an Italian slang word; Chuck bores us by talking about his band then screws up telling a joke; Jorge demonstrates why he is the president of the Oshawa Chess Club*. *there is no such group, it's a euphemism for a group of idiots.

Tragedy at LaGuardia. #CelebStuff

Lucky's sick & tired of being sick & tired. Going away to Uni.

How much MLB tickets will cost this season?

And scary scenarios from service workers. #RockMornings

Why does Ed's stu-stu-studio tonight smell faintly of broccoli? There's no broccoli or other vegetables in the room. Other than that, Ed gives a glowing review of the movie "Hail Mary Project" and why he can't necessarily recommend people go to see it in the theatre - movies are TOO EXPENSIVE! Also, the Glosette Raisins vs Glosette Peanuts debate heats up, Mike from USA is moving into a shopping complex (?), Brandon is angry that Ed snubbed his party and peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about the different between cat people and dog people!

Which Bathroom stall are you supposed to choose?

#CelebStuff Stealing the kids Easter candy. Hockey Champs

And getting into the skilled trades with Chris Palmer.

R.I.P. Chuck Norris, the spirit of mid-budget 80s action movies and 90s TV roundhouse kicks; Ed revises his policy on using A.I.; the boys from Sean's barn give their buddy Steve a roasting by Ed for his birthday; Ed talks to a new caller named Nikki, a child & youth support worker who scraes the hell out of him; Tammy educates Ed in the magic of TV bingo; Rowan shares a quasi-disastrous concert performance and peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) delineates the difference between "need" and "want."

Is Monday the worst day of the week? #RIPChuckNorris

Shia needs help, JT isn't happy and more #Celebstuff

The Toronto Amazons??? #Randumbfacts

And we're cleaning up the grill with Ted Reader! #RockMornings

Ed's Big Shiny Rock Star Interview with Goo Goo Doll's Johnny Rzeznick, including how a Toronto concert shaped his musical career and why he wouldn't bowl with Ed almost 30 years ago; Ed reminiscing about a punk rock concert leads to a back-and-forth with callers and texters about people with bad B.O. in public places; a new record is achieved on Smash or Trash; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) defines the difference between "need" & "want" plus more late-night antics of the Nighttime Neighbourhood.

Spring has sprung?!?! Who's Singing. Science Stuff.

Where does Canada fall on the list of Happiest Countries?

More #CelebStuff. And when's the last time you were in a fist fight?