Are we lying about how much we're 'doing it'?? Ted Reader is grilling up an avocado treat! Oprah gets a call from a higher power. Should non-smokers get more time off and we meet our Rock Your Block winner!!

We re-work Rolling Stones songs to be more relevant to their audience! ;) Who's tying your shoes? Would you buy a porn house? And how much would you pay someone to give your kids the sex talk??

We re-work Rolling Stones songs to be more relevant to their audience! ;) Who's tying your shoes? Would you buy a porn house? And how much would you pay someone to give your kids the sex talk??

We re-work Rolling Stones songs to be more relevant to their audience! ;) Who's tying your shoes? Would you buy a porn house? And how much would you pay someone to give your kids the sex talk??

We re-work Rolling Stones songs to be more relevant to their audience! ;) Who's tying your shoes? Would you buy a porn house? And how much would you pay someone to give your kids the sex talk??

The Sad Story of Craig's Door-to-Door sales experience. We chat with Olympic Broadcaster Rob Snoek about PyeongChang. How many shoes should you own? And ever wonder how much it would cost to run Willy Wonka's place??

The Sad Story of Craig's Door-to-Door sales experience. We chat with Olympic Broadcaster Rob Snoek about PyeongChang. How many shoes should you own? And ever wonder how much it would cost to run Willy Wonka's place??

The Sad Story of Craig's Door-to-Door sales experience. We chat with Olympic Broadcaster Rob Snoek about PyeongChang. How many shoes should you own? And ever wonder how much it would cost to run Willy Wonka's place??

The Sad Story of Craig's Door-to-Door sales experience. We chat with Olympic Broadcaster Rob Snoek about PyeongChang. How many shoes should you own? And ever wonder how much it would cost to run Willy Wonka's place??

Can we send Kevin Smith thoughts and prayers?? Then Venn's vacation timing and SNL's best bits of all time!