It's week Æ of Quarantine and we're a bit fuzzy both mentally and literally. But we won't let that stop us from getting into it! Questions we answer: Is emotional cheating a real thing? Which vegetable is sexiest? How do we best retell Twilight? And how the f*ck do we pronounce this Musk offspring's name?

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We're forced to stay indoors and the calendar numbers look cool. The perfect storm for a 420 to remember. Join us in our 2nd Annual Weed Holiday Show wherein we provide the podcast you know and love, with the bonus of being stoned while we do it. Topics include: Ghost problems, risky tattoos, That Guy, Thicc v. Thick, Ultra-specialized police units, and more. Pull up a bong, relax, and have a blessed 4/20/2020.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

-Join us on Saturday, April 25th for a very special Craigsistential Crisis live show in via Kickstand Comedy! It's the show you love with brand new segments, special guests, and more surprises! 4/25, 8pm PST at twitch.tv/kickstandcomedy or on the Kickstand Comedy Facebook Page!

On a serious note, it's a tough time for people around the world. If you are fortunate enough to have some extra cash that you feel you don't need, consider donating it to those who do. We'll be highlighting a new charity every episode from here on out throughout this pandemic that we hope you'll join us in supporting. This week, we're highlighting Emergency Release Fund. They have teamed up with COVID Bailout NYC to raise and post bail for pretrial medically vulnerable individuals who are being held at Rikers Island and other New York City jails simply because they cannot afford to pay their bail. Along with providing post-release support to the individuals who are released, including safe housing for quarantine, transportation, food and clothing. Donate and learn more at www.emergencyreleasefund.com

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WARNING: If you don't want Cadbury Eggs to be ruined for you forever, DO NOT LISTEN. 

But if you should continue, we've got a great and raunchy pod lined up for you, plus some announcements! We discuss hand gestures, beamed women, alternative identification, the accentuating abilities of face masks, and more. All for the low-low cost of 20 of banana. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

-4/20/20 is near, and our 2nd Annual 4/20 Extravaganza will be dropping that morning! #BlazeIt

-Join us on Saturday, April 25th for a very special Craigsistential Crisis live show in via Kickstand Comedy! It's the show you love with brand new segments, special guests, and more surprises! 4/25, 8pm PST at twitch.tv/kickstandcomedy or on the Kickstand Comedy Facebook Page!

On a serious note, it's a tough time for a lot of families in our area. If you are fortunate enough to have some extra cash that you feel you don't need, consider donating it to those who do. We'll be highlighting a new charity every episode from here on out throughout this pandemic that we hope you'll join us in supporting. This week, we're highlighting Oregon Food Bank. Their mission is to provide emergency food to people who are hungry through a cooperative statewide network of hunger-relief agencies, helping 1 in 5 households fend off hunger. Donate and learn more at www.oregonfoodbank.org

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It's week number *checks notes* four (?!) of CC in the 'tine, and now we're really... soft. This episode introduces Clarence, who we're sure will be a mainstay of the pod. Kinda like when Shrek 2 introduces Puss in Boots. Also: the difference between Target and Wal-Mart, the poet laureate of the post-apocalypse, hanky panky, and terrible British accents. Plus: more quarantine recs!

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Week 3 of our quarantine continues and you can finally start hearing our brains turning into mush. But COVID-19 won't keep us from delivering the goods, much like it somehow hasn't stopped people from trying to hook up with strangers! Please enter this podcast into the official record as a document of the hubris and horniness of man. We also have some entertainment recs to help you get through this. Stay home & save lives, y'all!

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It's week 2 of Craigsistential Crisis from Quarantine! We let you know how we've kept busy, and then we've got rogue ducks, sexy Target shoppers, more codes to crack and we reach peak Shari's Server Saturation! Plus, we explore some alternatives to toilet paper. 

BONUS: Check us out on the "Hancock" episode of SuPodHeroes with Alex Disney & Jack Martin! 

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Social Distancing isn't going to stop up from putting out a pod, just like it didn't stop all of these people writing missed connections! This episode has it's own t-shirt, a reappearance from the legendary Shari's waitress, and some incredible revelations about some particular candy mascots. 

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Why is it so hard to make friends without study groups or seat assignments? Talon and Sarah go deep on this one. Also, we have some things to say on the issues of CGI Dogs, Halloween sequels, skydiving and I dunno racketeering maybe? We didn't look up the exact definition.

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To whomever it concerns,

We understand that you have an opening to fill, and we heartily recommend our friend Warren to fill said opening. In the following episode of this podcast, not only will we bring to the forefront his hireable qualities, but we'll also discuss; The length one goes to get Goodwill treasures, pirates, hidden heroes and spread a bit of Valentine day cheer. I am sure nobody cares.

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Wow, this episode has at least one Jeopardy game's worth of topics! Here are some of the topics in Jeopardy-style!: Job Descriptions. Meet Cutes. Lame Claims to Fame. Famous Ogre Murderers. And Potent Diablos. All this and more on a very revealing Craigsistential Crisis!

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