Craker Radio

57 years after man first walked on the moon, Brandon talks with... THE MOON! Unfortunately, as you'll hear, the moon is a complete dick.

Mayor Clutterbuck expresses his deep, DEEP concern regarding the rapidly eroding liberties once freely enjoyed by the very horny, hog humpin' patriots of Peepee Creek, Mississippi.

A NEW time for choosing is here! #CrakerAllTheWay

Live from his residence at Maggot Mansion in the town of Peepee Creek, Mississippi, Mayor Nester Clutterbuck delivers an impassioned address regarding highly divisive animal cruelty legislation.

Beloved downtown Eau Claire small business owner, Rocky Scrotum, announces an unbelievably exciting sale and new offerings for Fathers Day and the 4th of July.

An OUTRAGED Mayor Lester Doddmax of Peepee Creek, Georgia addresses his citizens on his administration's hardline approach to security ahead of the town's annual 4th of July picnic.

Mayor Lester Doddmax of Peepee Creek, Georgia--eager to preserve his town's traditions ahead of the annual 4th of July picnic--announces an ambitious plan to cleanse and fortify Peepee Creek using the tried-and-true methods of fascism.

Listener beware.

Brandon talks about his very, very exciting new audio recorder app. PLUS:
-A beautiful acoustic cover of "What's My Age Again"
-An ad for Mike Navel, former Deputy Sheriff of Mount Googoo, Wisconsin 

MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:
-Pascal Schmidts - Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles (Piano Cover) 
-Back to School - What's My Age Again - (blink-182 Acoustic Cover)

Mike Navel, former Deputy Sheriff of Mount Googoo, Wisconsin, announces his long-anticipated return to public life.