Crap Kids Watch

By Gary and Melissa

Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children.

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How many episodes does Crap Kids Watch have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.

Crap Kids Watch episodes:

March 25, 2024 Episode 1 - All that (Tia and Tamera Mowry)
Melissa and Gary escape the darkness of, "Quiet on the set," and still find time for a Good Burger.
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46min
May 13, 2023 Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise)
This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out!
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30min
April 14, 2023 Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories"
Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.
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37min
March 26, 2023 Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash"
Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out.
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29min
February 19, 2023 Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears"
Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window.
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30min
January 21, 2023 Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping"
Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip.
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39min
December 30, 2022 Episode 8 - Baymax! "Kiko"
Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipops, and swimming galore.
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21min
August 27, 2022 Episode 7 - Octonauts "The Sea Pigs"
Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teaches us about the pink nightmares, and the Octonauts save the day!
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45min
July 28, 2022 Episode 6 - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse "Goofy Babysitter"
Melissa and Gary get Goofy AF with Mickey and the gang. This episode makes us want a hot dog real bad.
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42min
May 30, 2022 Episode 5 - PinkFong "Baby Shark / Yes, Yes, Potty Party!
Melissa and Gary go under the sea and into the potty with PinkFong himself.
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40min

FAQs about Crap Kids Watch:

How many episodes does Crap Kids Watch have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.