Princess expert and sister, Michelle Troia, joins us for a truly horrifying Cinderella story where Robe Lowe is Misogyny the Man and Jennifer Gray is horny for objectification. This is Fashion Corner: The Episode, and features a litany of shoes and a memory of The First Celebrity Sex Tape. Michelle joins the ranks of our guests who don't want to be found.

"On the post-9/11 scale - a scale of 9 to 11 - what would you give this movie?" Steve Guttenberg fumbles his way through a terrorist attack and somehow makes it out alive. Featuring a Lake of Fire, JUICE, C. Thomas Howell, and Bishop Hobo-with-a-Shotgun

Guest host Danny Bolterstein brings us a truly unhinged movie and leads a mostly-unhinged episode. He guides us through a movie that's surprisingly relevant to our recent coverage, Including discussion of Beast Boys, prosthetics, fake commercials, and RoboDude. We love it! And finally: TOMMY! IF YA GOT MONEY HIT US UP

GREMLINS 3: DAWN OF DESMOND: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fnwXgLbjeA

Bud Koltys - our dystopian wasteland expert - joins us to discuss a freaky-deaky Dutch guy, surprise kisses, Robococks, and reverse Oedipus complexes (AKA Saturn eating his children). He also informs us of the composer: Basil Poledouris, who is Swayze adjacent in his own right. For reference, Directive 4: "Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown." There is no video or audio evidence of Tricky Dick meeting RoboCop, only a photo, so instead, you'll be enjoying a clip of the Pee-Wee X Robocop (ft. ED-209) collab at the 1988 Oscars. Also attaching a link to this Maggie Mae Fish video essay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdy1ln1vmv0

We're joined by vampire expert and tall, strong woman Jo Burke to talk male feminists, trash TV that makes you gay, and TWIN PEAKS. Today we answer the ultimate question: is Buffy the Vampire Slayer a Marxist text?

Before the music, Josh completely misunderstands the episode synopsis. Vince is a Beast Boy. Swayze DOES AN ACCENT. We nominate Ol' Ronnie as the inaugural recipient of the Nobel Prize for Jerk-offs; Josh should have nominated himself.

Pull your trench coat out of the closet and get ready to take both pills. In this week's Swayze Adjacent installment, GENDER IS A MATRIX. Plus, the return of RAD OR BAD DADS and ROBOT RACISM with our BLACK CLOTHES and ASS-KICKING SPECIALIST: ALICIA MASSEY.

After 60 episodes we discover that Vince doesn't necessarily understand our patented Swayze Scale.

All Cops Are Beasts in this week's episode and the first installment in our coverage of Swayze's last television project. Big Breaking Bad vibes.

It's the end of an era. In this episode, Vince forgets his uncle's name, but tells us how much DVDs should cost. Josh makes questionable financial decisions about said DVDs. Both hosts sing, again. Bent finally gets what's coming to him. The KKK is defeated. And everyone lives happily ever after. OR DO THEY? Stray Notes: 1) james Read AKA George Hazard and Robert Wagner AKA Cooper Main are both still alive and SO OLD. Josh will immediately begin rewriting his script to include a living George Hazard. 2) Cliff De Young, who plays Gettys Lamont, was the lead singer of the 1960s rock band Clear Light, and that explains a lot