Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute human fire tornado of hilarity and certified Trying to Be a Good Person™ Rachel Coster!!! They caught Rachel on her dredge through Prospect Park, making her Crazy Hot's first ever outdoor interview. She is so naturally funny, talking to her made them pee their pants. We talk about the best way to take drugs, trying to be a good person, being a weird theater kid, whether or not Aries and Virgos can be in love, and Lauren finally learns what ACAB means. You can follow Rachel on Instagram @rachelcoster and Twitter @RACH4_theSTARZ for the best time of your life.

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Eileen and Lauren chat with the amazing Youngmi Mayer (as in John Mayer but no relation thank god), prolific Tweet writer, comedian, TikTok star and host of Feeling Asian podcast and live show! They talk about the best way to deal with trolls, Youngmi's plethora of pets (two cats one dog), the funny things her son does, embracing her MILF status, and growing up on Saipan. You can find Youngmi on Instagram and Twitter @ymmayer, and TikTok @youngmimayer. She is not to be missed!!! As always, your questions and comments are always welcome, shoot us an email at [email protected]. Love you guys xoxo

Today's episode is really something. Eileen and Lauren chat with hot Jewish sex positive influencer and meme lord Arielle Kaplan aka Whoregasmic, writer and host of Balls Deep podcast!! They talk daddy issues, having IBS (or not), rebranding to be a person instead of a meme page, why being neglected makes you a hot adult, poop smoothies to help your gut health, and being a 90s kid. If you are a kinky Jewish mensch who can afford to send 3-4 children to Jewish day school, please DM Arielle, you would be so lucky!! You can find Arielle on Instagram @whoregasmic, on Twitter and TikTok @buffyfangirl94, and listen to Balls Deep from Bellesa. She is hilarious and an absolute gem. As always, if you like what you hear, please rate and review our pod and email us with ANY q's or comments @ [email protected]. <3

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolutely legendary and world renowned comedian and internet troll Ben Palmer of Palmer Trolls!! You've seen the videos where a random guy crashes an MLM's (pyramid scheme's) Zoom meetings and makes fake Facebook pages of Walmart's customer service to reply to boomers online - that's Ben. They chat about his work as an investigative journalist, working at Joann Fabrics (one of his favorite jobs ever), how chickens get delivered to you when you order them online, how he met his lovely wife, and Eileen gives away some absolutely mint free career advice. Follow Ben on TikTok and Instagram @palmertrolls, you will not regret it!!!

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous hilarious comedian Zubi Ahmed!! They talk about the newest episodes of Arthur (D.W. dying from Covid), being toxic on dating apps, being a Capricorn who works hard and plays hard, not being friends with your ex, the little-known secret that Laughing Buddha brings out free food at the end of the open mics, and running away from home to avoid being married off to a man in Bangladesh. We love Zubi!! Follow her @chopzubi on Instagram and TikTok. <3

Eileen & Lauren chat to rapper, comedian, and delightful person Steve Jeanty aka Ronnie Cortado! They talk about where to get the deeply desirable Lord Farquad body, delicious Haitian food, the trauma of being on the last ever set of UCB Lloyd teams, being stopped on the street outside of Urban Outfitters, and how the fuck you actually freestyle rap (yes, there is one way and one way only). You can follow Steve on Instagram @yojeanty. <3 We also discuss therapy and mental health, both of which we are huge advocates for!!! And wanted to share some resources with you here:

MyWellbeing - get matched to an affordable therapist: www.mywellbeing.com

Open Path - all therapy sessions work on a sliding scale between $30-$60 per hour: www.openpathcollective.org

Dean Hope Teachers College at Columbia - very affordable therapy by student teachers: www.tc.columbia.edu/deanhope

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous and hilarious East Coast Exclusive comedian Nonye Brown-West!! They talk about how Tinder is not the MIT dick machine it used to be, going nude at Jacob Riis beach, how to pronounce Jacob Riis, being a paralegal, people from Boston getting mad and flipping your car, sunburning your boobies, and getting your prom dress stolen by USPS. Follow Nonye on IG @noneefizzle and get tix to see her ONLY on the east coast!!!

Eileen and Lauren talk to drop dead gorgeous, funny as hell, and absolute DELIGHT Maya Deshmukh. They chat about her dual career as a character comedian and dentist, undetectable plastic surgery, not disclosing your age, weird nicknames we give our significant others, and how ultimately everyone deserves love (gross to mention but so true!!!). Follow comedic genius Maya on IG @mayadesh and watch her unbelievable WINNING NBC Showcase character set on her website www.maya-deshmukh.com.

Eileen & Lauren chat with their dear fellow Sister Wife and amazingly successful hot actress Molly Brown! They talk about her original series Boy Shorts, compulsory heterosexuality, having a Catan tournament in the Empire State Building against Ronnie the lawyer, her sick sick fashion sense, having exes with questionable judgement, and her new movie "Senior Year" with Rebel Wilson. We love you Molly!! Follow Molly @mollyelizabethbrown on Insta for the best choice you ever made.

Taking a break from the pod this week to focus on our live show CRAZY HOT: The Wet Show at Caveat Tuesday 7/13 at 7pm! Featuring NYC's hottest comedians Dylan Adler, Gara Lonning, Kenice Mobley, Chanel Ali & Lili Michelle Koohestani plus a surprise celebrity guest. Would love to see you there!! Get your tickets on the Caveat website. If you're not in NYC, there's a livestream for only $5. Thank you guys for your love and support, we love you all!! Stay hot. xoxoxo