Have you ever worked in a retail job? Have you been accosted with stale Cheetos? Could you smell a co-worker from 3 aisles away? Have you ever had a conversation so disturbing with a customer that you have to question if it's really happening? In this episode, we discuss how working retail is like living in the depths of hell. We are joined by a very special guest, one that Tera looks up to and Dawn has been bosom buddies with forever. 

Have you ever met a catfish? No not the aquatic kind nay nay. We are talking about the face-swapping kind. The ones who wreak havoc on your life, emotionally, mentally, and financially. In this episode, we will be reading a conversation between Tera and a catfish. In the second half of the episode Dawn will be teaching us how to spot a scammer just from the conversation alone. Boom who doesn't love some funny stories mixed with some helpful information?! 

In this episode, we will be talking about Tera's stay in a psych ward and her following the antichrist. True story...true, true story!!!! Come join us on this epic adventure where we get to see how crazy Tera was growing up. Along with Dawn's traumatic past experience with a psych ward as well. Was Dawn a patient as well or was she a visitor??? Well, you'll just have to listen in to find out!

Have you ever had to deal with a neighbor from hell? Would you find exquisite delight watching a SWAT team arrest those horrible neighbors? When you were a teenager did you overhear neighbors doing it and made things awkward by interrupting them with a guitar amp? Join us as we tell stories that may give you the heebie-jeebies.

What's the worst thing your sibling ever did to you? Did your neighbors feel sorry for you because your family was so crazy? Is your mom a good little humper? You'll feel at home in this episode as we share hilarious family stories.

Welcome to the Crazy Lady Chronicles, a bi-weekly podcast! We’ve dreamed of having our own podcast because neither of us was popular in high school. We met in passing several years ago, but Tera was too scared of Dawn, so it took four years of stalking before we became friends. Quickly, we became more than friends, seeing each other as sisters. We bonded over our obsession with Bob’s Burgers and the fact that we’re both vertically challenged. We climbed on each other’s backs to get the cookies from the top shelf. We sipped cocktails and inserted our own dialogue into horror movies, and that’s when we discovered how funny we are.

Join us every other Monday as we share hilarious stories about our lives. Worst dates? We got ’em. Terrible neighbors? Everyone can relate to that. Whether it’s a story about walking to the community pool accidentally dressed like a prostitute, a tale of stalking, or stories about our jobs from hell, we promise you’ll be entertained. You’ll also hear stories from our guest hosts that will make you pee laughing. So follow us on social media and wherever you listen to podcasts. Buckle up, cuz it’ll be a crazy ride!