Cream Kings

On this weeks episode of Cream Kings, Jess drags Gabe for his recent lazy attitude and the two battle it out. They rekindle their love of cream, and despite Gabe's disappointment in the highly anticipated Milo ice cream, their excitement for reliving the ads of their childhood cannot be dampened. And of course, it wouldn't be a Cream Kings episode if the two didn't discuss some cream related hypotheticals, like 'how do you think cream would kill you?'

This week on Cream Kings, the royals dig into a room-temperature cream and froth over the textures and flavours! Together, the two put forth their theories on the history of ice cream, which are incredibly wrong, and question if the Drumstick is simply McDonald's vanilla posing in a premium package. With details plan to die together, Note Book-style (side by side), Gabe and Jess put the request out to their listeners to push their bodies out to see upon their death. 

This week, Jess and Gabe go ham for this incredible, delicious toffee and vanilla flavoured cream! From Jess's nostalgia to Gabe's unanticipated enjoyment for the Golden Gaytime, this episode is all about self-discovery. Jess realises her want for a husband she can call 'Cookie Bits', Gabe uncovers the chaos of the Gaytime and how it beautifully mirrors his own person. Together, the two taste and rate their way through this five star cream. 

Virgins with this weeks cream, Gabe and Jess have a highly anticipated rendezvous with Bubble O Bill! As can be expected, the two ponder the origins of Mr. Bill, gag over the colourful packaging and discuss the curious placement of his bubblegum nose. But, it wouldn’t be a real Cream Kings episode unless these royals made outrageous claims to sing ling Sia, reminisce about chewing gum in class to increase productivity and disclose the emotional turmoil of their weeks.

Today is arguably one of the most important days of the year! Say it with us Creamers, Happy National Soft Ice Cream Day! Gabe & Jess drive down memory lane and celebrate this delicious holiday by conquering the iconic McDonald's Soft Serve. With two Cream chauffeurs in the front, these Cream Kings embark on a most heroic journey. 

Welcome to the Cream Kingdom. Settle in for the inaugural episode with Gabe & Jess as they bite off possibly more than they can chew. The two Kings give you their cream credentials, what they love and hate when it comes to their favourite dessert and critically dissect the Classic Magnum (Mini).