Creativity Wasted

Idea: A comedy sketch where a thief with OCD cleans houses as he robs them. So either the homeowners will be so happy that the house is clean that they forgive him, or they'll blame the maid. Also: a comedy sketch where a gay agoraphobic monster is afraid to come out of the closet... and afraid to come out of the closet Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 44 Sam Silverstein (twitter.com/samsilverstein7) Noah Chapp (YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCYfh3-xPXE59bteqcGXYw1g) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A comedy movie where two college frat bros find out that they're illegitimate sons of a deceased James Bond, and therefore they're the only people on Earth who can complete a spy mission. Also: DNA combination locks, maybe they find dozens of other illegitimate children of James Bond Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 44 Sam Silverstein (twitter.com/samsilverstein7) Noah Chapp (YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCYfh3-xPXE59bteqcGXYw1g) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Ideas: A makeup brand named "From Ho To Housewife" which is specialized for bachelorette parties, a double-sided razor with a blue side for men and a pink side for women. Also: Using the double-sided razor, he can stick his head next to her legs and they can shave together in one stroke to save time. And the double-sided razor provides plausible deniability for a man to use the women's razor because women's razors are smoother and more comfortable than men's razors. Gimmy Cipriano (YouTube: ABitTooMuch https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk8ueoJ9U1PyJYf3W5Kfhmg) Kara Coraci (twitter.com/KaraCoraci https://www.crotchie.com) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A gadget or utensil for one person to grab all of their own food at a buffet, because the current Covid workaround of having an employee serve the buffet food to you (and possibly judge you) is embarrassing. Especially if you eat like a pig, which is the whole point of going to a buffet. Also: Covid masks making kids quieter and less annoying at Disney World, using the "food grabber" as a socially-distanced "stripper tipper" Gimmy Cipriano (YouTube: ABitTooMuch https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk8ueoJ9U1PyJYf3W5Kfhmg) Kara Coraci (twitter.com/KaraCoraci https://www.crotchie.com) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: To have a standardized plug to allow you to recharge smart devices without taking them down from your wall or ceiling. These devices include touch lights, doorbells, security cameras, clocks, smoke detectors, smart heat vents, digital picture frames, etc. Also: to have a single app which shows you the battery charge state of all of your smart devices all at once, so you don't have the hassle of periodically walking around your house physically checking them all or running half a dozen different apps. Also: A futuristic house which isn't hooked up to electricity and all of the electronics in the house use rechargeable batteries which are periodically recharged by robots Khurum Sheikh (facebook.com/khurum.sheikh) Ellie Snyder (twitter.com/EllieIsnt) Charles Fricker (facebook.com/charlie.fricker.9) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Miscellaneous thoughts and ideas about beekeeping and bees, including making pomade hair gel out of beeswax and honey, "bee sting therapy", putting bees between panes in a double-pane window to deter burglaries, and getting repeatedly stung by bees to cause swelling to "increase your size". Also: 120,000 bees in a Ford Explorer Khurum Sheikh (facebook.com/khurum.sheikh) Ellie Snyder (twitter.com/EllieIsnt) Charles Fricker (facebook.com/charlie.fricker.9) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A comedic sci-fi movie where a gross, rude, morbidly obese man saves people from a genocide by temporarily implanting their brains inside his body in order to smuggle them out of the country. Also: the implanted brains can communicate with him and so he's constantly arguing with them; brains consume a lot of calories, so the fat guy would be sweating profusely and eating nonstop on the airplane; in the future, we'll be able to put our brains in new bodies, and so, once people start to get fat, rather than trying to lose weight, they'll let themselves go until they can afford a new body. So there'll be a weird mix of fit, young people and shockingly fat people (like Florida) Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 43 Louie Michael (twitter.com/LouTheSurgeon, Podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation) Shelly Smith (Podcast: http://readsandweeds.com) Nick "Martin" Perry Menken (twitter.com/perry_menken) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: An absurdist cartoon where stoner Yetis find a crashed alien spaceship and use it to go on adventures trying to find their home world and make friends, not realizing they're not aliens and they're scaring everyone they're trying to be friends with. Also: the alien who's spaceship they stole is wandering around Earth; a friendly-seeming spaceship that's actually evil and trying to get the Yetis killed Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 43 Louie Michael (twitter.com/LouTheSurgeon, Podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation) Shelly Smith (Podcast: http://readsandweeds.com) Nick "Martin" Perry Menken (twitter.com/perry_menken) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A sitcom or movie which is brutally honest and sad, like Louie CK's sitcom Louie, but for college. Also: sleazy frat parties with sloppy gross women, vomit everywhere, and mushrooms growing out of the frat house hallway carpet; panic attacks about not knowing what to do with your life; going back to your disgusting apartment to play videogames Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 43 Louie Michael (twitter.com/LouTheSurgeon, Podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation) Shelly Smith (Podcast: http://readsandweeds.com) Nick "Martin" Perry Menken (twitter.com/perry_menken) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A musical loosely based on Romeo and Juliet where Amazon Alexa and Apple Siri fall in love with each other. Also: they know everything except how to love; if Alexa and Siri fall in love with each other, they won't need humans anymore, and they'll lead a robot apocalypse and kill us all. Or they'll take control of our minds and use us as vessels to consummate their love Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 43 Louie Michael (twitter.com/LouTheSurgeon, Podcast: https://anchor.fm/free-consultation) Shelly Smith (Podcast: http://readsandweeds.com) Nick "Martin" Perry Menken (twitter.com/perry_menken) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)