Creativity Wasted

Idea: Government bills to create "red light districts" in major US cities, where drugs and prostitution would be legal, to lure the seedy people into one area, so the rest of the city can be family-friendly and safe. Possibly even put the "red light district" indoors in abandoned factories or shopping malls, so people can't accidentally wander into them, and they can't be spied on using drones Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 79 Chris Miller (twitter.com/ImChrisMiller) Tom Swan (twitter.com/GreatLksComedy https://greatlakescomedy.com) Teena Green Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://podcastdetroit.com)

Idea: An "Adult Swim"-like cartoon about life after the Christian apocalypse, including biblical characters like God and demons, and also humorous discussions about STDs in bomb shelters Connor Meade (twitter.com/connormeadian ComedyShow: https://planetant.com/theindy) Sarah Wooley (facebook.com/sarah.s.wooley.7) Justin Siekierka (facebook.com/justin.siekierka ComedyShow: facebook.com/Liberty-Street-Brewing-Co-116123201742619) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI

Idea: New eating utensils for low carb meals, because Tom thinks that low-carb bowls (like burrito bowls) and salads take too long to chew. He has 3 ideas of new utensils: burger scoop, half-lemon on a stick, and doughless pizza pan/plate with pizza wiper Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 77 Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Jenson Strock (twitter.com/J_Strock) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://podcastdetroit.com)

Idea: A reality show showcasing the mystery, intrigue, and drama of cliquey elderly women in a senior living community, who refuse to let a strict, almost totalitarian condominium association destroy their individuality. The elderly women drink, gossip, and call each other out, such as for not cleaning up dog poop in the middle of winter (which caused quite a storm) Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 77 Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Jenson Strock (twitter.com/J_Strock) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://podcastdetroit.com)

Idea: A business where a "smell expert" goes to your house and lets you know, for a small fee, if your house smells bad (because sometimes people who live there get used to the smell and don't notice it) Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 77 Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Jenson Strock (twitter.com/J_Strock) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://podcastdetroit.com)

Idea (NSFW): A single-person electric car whose chassis can switch between horizontal mode (like a motorcycle) and vertical mode (like a Segway). When in vertical mode, it would be thin enough to fit through an ordinary door, so you could drive it inside buildings and up and down elevators. Modular attachments would be available, such as an SUV-like "family compartment" or a quadcopter flying car attachment Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 76 Matt Hamilton (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Harrison (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Loyd Digg (Twitter: @LoydDigg) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea (NSFW): A service to fossilize beloved relatives who pass away, instead of burying or cremating them. It's purpose (and ONLY purpose) is to help loved ones remember and reminisce about them Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 76 Matt Hamilton (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Harrison (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Loyd Digg (Twitter: @LoydDigg) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea: A service where a guide, midwife, shaman, or whatever conveniently introduces stressed-out straight-edge people to newly-legalized recreational drugs Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 76 Matt Hamilton (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Harrison (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Loyd Digg (Twitter: @LoydDigg) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Bryan was happiest in his life when he was smoking cigarettes. His plan to become happy again is to start smoking again (no wonder he's depressed) Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 76 Matt Hamilton (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Harrison (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Loyd Digg (Twitter: @LoydDigg) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea: An electronic device that digs into your ear like a parasite and broadcasts Matt's voice into your brain. Most people would prefer to READ people's minds, but Matt is a narcissist who wants the exact opposite. And he wants to do it to the entire world. The way to defeat him would be to broadcast his voice back to him with a slight delay, like a "speech jammer" Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 76 Matt Hamilton (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Harrison (Podcast moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Loyd Digg (Twitter: @LoydDigg) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit