Creativity Wasted

Tom has a sweaty butt. If he's sitting down, sometimes ONLY his butt sweats, and he's afraid if he stands up and his butt is drenched in sweat, it'll look like he peed his pants. He tried Gold Bond powder without success, so he came up with some better ideas, such as harnesses to allow you to dangle in the air instead of sitting, pants and underwear made of silver which can act like a computer processor heat sink for your body, and slow release ice pills/suppositories Matt Hamilton (moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Dave Crumbley (Twitter: @cavedrumbley) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea: Virtual or in-person community where (mostly amateur) creative people of different disciplines (sketch comedy, standup comedy, acting, film-making, animation, etc.) meet each other and collaborate on projects Matt Hamilton (moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Dave Crumbley (Twitter: @cavedrumbley) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea: Ban fast food because it's too much of a temptation for people with food addiction. Also, we propose other weirder ways to fight obesity Matt Hamilton (moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Dave Crumbley (Twitter: @cavedrumbley) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Dave wants to retire from Pokemon Go because arranging in-person meetups with other Pokemon players to battle the difficult Pokemon is a hassle: they often show up late, or not at all, leaving him waiting outside and sweating in the sun. Also, he's a gray-haired anti-social Pokemon player who thinks he's a superior person when compared to the other Pokemon players. Especially the children Matt Hamilton (moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Dave Crumbley (Twitter: @cavedrumbley) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea: Everyone agrees to stop having kids for twenty years to allow us to focus on building bullet trains and making other improvements to society. But it might lead to unintended problems, such as women who're desperate to become mothers kidnapping the last children, and the death of all birds (because many people who would've had children would have cats instead) Matt Hamilton (moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Dave Crumbley (Twitter: @cavedrumbley) Bryan Deuchler (Twitter: @MrDrRobot) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

If someone is at fault in a car accident, almost causes an accident, or is just being a jerk on the road, their car's AI computer (which all cars will be required to have installed) will detect that this occurred, and then, when they park, the car will release knockout gas. Then the person will be put in a lottery with like 100 other bad drivers, and the person whose name gets drawn will be punished. The punishment will be that they'll be killed, or they'll be forced to poop their pants in their car Brandon Ponke (IG: @bponke Twitter: @BPonke) Adam Walsh (Knuckleheads Comedy: IG: @khcomedy313 Twitter: @KnuckleheadsC) Steve Kaz (IG: @kazthecomic) Dale Murdock (IG: @dalelerious) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio

A weird futuristic idea to save pets from embarrassing accidental deaths, inspired from an incident of accidentally sleeping on the floor on top of tiny ants Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 88 StuMcCallister (Twitter: @StuMcCallister Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/lmnopodcast) Sal Demilio (Twitter: @SALLYD08 Podcast: https://salandbobshow.libsyn.com) Simon Carlson (Twitter: @shmimoncarlson) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea: An enhancement to monthly-donation websites such as Patreon to allow you to temporarily adjust your donation to penalize (or reward) the content creator, and also give them a comment explaining why you're penalizing or rewarding them. You could also cap your overall total monthly donation, so if you reward one content creator with a bonus one month, it would automatically slightly reduce your donations to other content creators that month, so you can quickly give out a bonus without worrying about accidentally spending too much money Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 65 Dustin "Lee" (not real name, by request) Scott Fischer (Instagram: @scottimscott) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Idea: An app which allows parents to remotely shut off a tail-light on their teenage kid's car if the kid stays out too late. That way, if the kid's gonna be out too late, he better stay sober, because he's at a high risk of getting pulled over Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 65 Dustin "Lee" (not real name, by request) Scott Fischer (Instagram: @scottimscott) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit

In the winter, a fridge takes warm air from inside the house which has been warmed by your heater, and cools it off again. In the summer, a fridge vents hot air into a house which you're trying to cool down with air conditioning. Why not position your fridge next to an outside wall, and use a vent/duct leading outdoors to either take in or vent out air (depending on the season) to save electricity? Or you could have a 2nd, tiny refridgerator door which leads outside, so Amazon grocery delivery can place food directly into the fridge. This could also allow you to sit in the fridge with the tiny door open to cool yourself off Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 65 Dustin "Lee" (not real name, by request) Scott Fischer (Instagram: @scottimscott) Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit