On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I continue my reality TV deep dive with Mikayla. Hot tea ONLY.

My girlfriend is cooler than yours!

TRACKLIST:

1. Gulch - Eco Terror

2. Marvin Sease - Condom On Your Tongue

3. Rogue Wave - Lake Michigan

4. The Strokes - Gratisfaction

5. Wes Montgomery - Full House

6. Pharcyde - Runnin'

7. Unknown DJ Set by Noirre - Various Artists

8. Germ - BOUT IT

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, Mikayla joins the podcast to spill tea on Bravo TV's latest drama, talk Olive Garden, girlbossing, long term relationships and much much more. Put your curlers in, sip a G&T and enjoy a clear victory for the girliessssssssss

TRACKLIST:

1. Sam Evian - Dark Love

2. Miles Davis - Sivad

3. Travis Scott ft. The Weeknd - wonderful

4. Stuck - Serf The Web

5. Palehound - Cinnamon

6. Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras - Wish You Were Here (Incubus Cover)

7. WAR - Slippin' Into Darkness

8. Brutus - Hypnotized

9. Yung Nudy, Pierre Bourne - Mister

10. Ross From Friends - Champagne

11. Machine Girl - Ghost (FootMerc Remix)

12. Urge Overkill - Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I celebrate the release of "Best Friend" by slamming 24oz Tacate's and reading some of my most unhinged movie reviews. Why? I think I tried to convince you all that it's a clever connection to me filming a (no budget) music video, but I really think that I just wanted to pop off online and needed an alibi. I also talk about seeing "The Northman" and explore what it means to be a "man". And then, yes... read more reviews. 

BUT: There is most definitely unreleased Noirre songs at the end of this episode if that's your type of thing! Cheeeeeers. 

CHAPTERS: 

1:06 - ....Shit Was A Movie, Bro.

2:37 - "Airplane" Review

3:40 - "Swingers" Review

4:39 - "Initial D" Review

6:00 - Letterbox Draft Kings

7:03 - "T2: Judgement Day" Review

10:15 - "Jason X" Review

15:03 - COLD OPEN / SHOUTOUTS

21:21 - Release Day Tecate's 

24:19 - The Northman Ritualistically Fucked Me 

26:30 - Who's Finding God At Coachella?

28:31 - What It Means To Be A Man 

31:04 - Azealia Banks Type Magick 

36:53 - Puberty... OR DIE!

41:23 - *worst episode moment easter-egg 

44:06 - "Leprechaun" Review

46:48 - "Employee Of The Month" Review

48:13 - "Poseidon" Review

50:52 - "The Ringer" Review

52:49 - Suckin' Ass Aint Easy

55:34 - UNRELEASED NOIRRE TRACKS

TRACKLIST:

1. Putrid Stu - Finna Get You High

2. Airplane Main Theme - Elmer Bernstein 

3. Dean Martin - You're Nobody "Till Somebody Loves You

4. Chan Kwong-Wing - Initial D Opening

5. Brad Fiedel - T2: Judgement Day Theme

6. Harry Manfredini - Jason X Theme Song

7. Weast - Cocola 

8. The Hellp - Vertigo (Noirre's Up It's Gutz Remix)

9. Stussko - Space Funk 

10. Robin Carolan - The Northman Theme 

11. Crystal Castles - Vanished (SLOWED DOWN)

12. Travis Scott - sweet sweet 

13. Phish - Stash 

14. Death Grips - Thru The Walls 

15. Fleetwood Mac - Gypsy 

16. Azealia Banks - Count Contessa 

17. Byron Metcalf - Heart Warriors 

18. Fortunate Youth - Jah Music (Feat. Matt Liufau)

19. The Growlers - Dull Boy

20. Kevin Kiner - Leprechaun Theme

21. Teddybears - Cobrastyle (Feat. Mad Cobra)

22. Klaus Badelt - Poseidon OST

23. Jamiroquai - You Give Me Something

24. Karaoke Stars MP3 - Celebration (Instrumental) 

25. Dave Mathews Band - Ants Marching (Live 1995)

26. Noirre - Best Friend 

27. Noirre - Have You Ever Seen? (UNRELEASED)

28. Noirre - Cheap 'N Easy (UNRELEASED)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I continue the thread of insanity from last weeks tirade about the "Will Smith Slap" and expand upon one more thoroughly unhinged conspiracy around the strange Oscars scandal. But, really I just quickly (and very fucking loosely) connect a weirdo theory to the slap incident as a way to offload my psychosis upon all of you and preach about multidimensional sludge. Maybe it'll be fun for you too! Who knows? We're living in a fucking infinite pool of reality my friends. You might just be living in a little slice of the universe where you un-ironically enjoy trash. Fingers crossed! 

CHAPTERS:

@1:12 - "420 Cold Open"

@12:51 - "How The Slap Cracked The Door"

@13:48 - "What Is The Muti-Verse?"

@14:36 - "You Are A Dimensional Traveler... Here's How!"

@18:58 - "The Two Times That I Died"

@33:39 - "Full Course Review"

@35:59 - "Mandela FX"

@ 37:53 - "CERN Higgs Boson Particle Collider"

@49:11 - "Sip On That Wine, Boy"

TRACKLIST:

1. Herbie Hancock - 4 AM

2. 1986 Omega Tribe - Older Girl

3. Sadistic Mika Band - Old Grey Whistle (Live On German Public Access TV, 1975)

4. Marjorie -W.C Sinclair - LuvPOemz4aNarcissist 

5. Witch Egg - City Maggot

6. Frank Ocean - Sideways 

7. Brainticket - To another Universe 

8. Future - Draco 

9. Daniel Lopatin - Mohegan Suite 

10. Frank Gartner - Propulsion 

11. Gandahar - Light Years 

12. John Williams - Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Main Theme)

13. Mark Streitenfeld - David In The Orrery 

14. Miles Davis - Bitches Brew

15. Guided By Voices - Hot Freaks 

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I dive deep into conspiracies surrounding “The Will Smith Slap” and end up uncovering ties to a little known investment, a possible elite-class shaming ritual taking place right before our eyes and even go as far as linking the incident to a possible multidimensional theory. This is the first of a two part episode, so check back next week for the rest of this truly psychotic junk-info dig!

CHAPTERS:

@8:55 - "Will Smith, Ayahuasca and a Broken Heart"

@22:50 - "Jada's Nu-Metal Band live on Letterman / The Fresh Prince of Bel Air live at the 1990 Grammy Awards" 

@34:00 - "Trump Castle Casino"

@38:14 - "A Haram in Trinidad: A Sexual Exploration"

@43:42 - "Taking One For The Team... Well, For The Investors"

@54:55 - "Closing Statements"

TO BE CONTINUED...

TRACKLIST:

1. Action Bronson - SubZero

2. The Sweet Enoughs - Cerberus 

3. Death Grips - Feels Like A Wheel

4. Harald Grosskopf - So weit, so gut

5. Anadol - Gel Elimi Tut

6. 2Pac - Lost Soulz

7. Death In Vegas - Come On Over To Our side softly softly 

8. Angel Rada - Panico A Las 5am

9. Alice In Chains - Angry Chair

10. Wicked Wisdom - Something Inside Of Me

11. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air & DJ Jazzy Jeff - I Think I Could Beat Mike Tyson 

12. The Sydney Dale Orchestra - Soul Power

13. Frank Gartner - Nuclear Wash

14. Frank Gartner - Stella Control no. 1

15. CIVEROUS - LIVE PROMO MMXXI

16. The Jazz Architects - Tertius 

17. Daft Punk & Paul Williams - Touch

18. Beach Fossils - Face It

19. Loods - Image Nation 

20. Wacko - Nazi Dumb Shit Death Fuck Rodeo 

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio I subject The Usual Haunts to pure flagellation in the form of a “TV Party”. We’re back in business with another low-brow serving of one of the dumbest audio format segments known to exist and this time with a little help from some very good pals of mine! The Usual Haunts are a jam band but today they’re my little play things and we waste no time getting nasty. 

Sit back. Relax. Enjoy what it feels like to have friends who are actually funny and / or interesting for an hour. It’s nice! :) 

Watchlist: 

1. Treevenge 

2. Basket Case 

3. Idle Hands 

Tracklist: 

1. Bent Arcana - The Gate 

2. Algernon Cadwallader - Black Clouds 

3. Scowl - Fuck Around 

4. Grateful Dead - Estimated Prophet 

5. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Instrumental) 

6. Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville 

7. Barrage - Rigid Class 

8. Yacht - Psychic City (Classixx Remix) 

9. Ethyene - Riding In Daddy’s Car 

10. BTK - Peppyrock 

11. Lionrock - Rude Boy Rock 

12. Sublime - Santeria 

13. David Garza - Core In Time 

14. Rob Zombie - Dragula (Hot Rod Herman Remix) 

15. Two - I Am A Pig 

16. 2 Live Crew - Pop That Pussy 

17. Black Flag - TV Party

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, we introduce the podcast's first ever Halloween special: TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS! It's a parody of a parody inside of multiple other dumber parodies as I sample and spoof well known movies, TV shows and online content to tell you spoOoOoOky, SCARY, semi-true fables. This is some truly low-brow shit for you all to just come home from your (surely disappointing) holiday parties and listen to while you spin out in your beds, cold sweating through what is most certainly alcohol poisoning. But, stay calm. Just keep those fucking Air Pods in your ears and eat your Jack in the Box tacos. These stories will take you far far away... and maybe never bring you back. 

Saw: @3:34 - 25:04

It Follows: @25:05 - 54:46

American Psycho: @54:47 - 1:00:26

Tracklist:

1. Huey Lewis And The News - Hip To Be Square

2. Danny Elfman - The Simpsons Theme (Treehouse Of Horror Version)

3. Tom Tom Club - Who Feelin' It

4. Mike Oldfield - The Exorcist Theme 

5. Goblin - La Villa Della Droga 

6. Charlie Clouser - Hello Eric

7. Charlie Clouser - Hello Zepp (Overture) 

8. Charlie Clouser - Fix Me

9. Seborrheic Keratosis - (HIS DEO IS GONE)

10. Disasterpeace - Jay

11. Disasterpeace - Detroit

12. Disasterpeace - Playpen

13. Disasterpeace - Heels

14. Disasterpeace - Title

15. Aamon Animations - "Ben Shapiro DESTORYS Cancer Patient"

16. 80HD - Violence, Waiting For You

17. John Cale - American Psycho Theme

18. John Cale - Monologue I

19. Death Grips - Cut Throat (Instrumental)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I craft a hearty Autumn Beef Stew with an Apple Cider based Rum Punch for this second edition of GUZZLE 'N GULP. The perfect type of meal to soak up dangerous levels of Jose Cuervo after drunkenly wiggling around at a Phish show, the night prior. 

This one's a slow burn and honestly more of a vibe than a riff home run derby like most weeks >;) hehehe so just sit back and catch it, dummy!!!

Tracklist:

1. Bill Evans Trio - Live at Molde Jazz Festival 1980

2. Phish - Stash

3. Hoff Twins - TWINS EXOTIC

4. CIVEROUS - From The Crypt To The Cavern (LIVE PROMO MMXXI)

5. Pharoah Sanders - Harvest Time 

6. Gil Scott Heron - We Almost Lost Detroit

7. Future - Draco 

8. Route 8 - A Walk In The City

9. The Growlers - One Million Lovers 

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I prove that I am 100% the "Fedora Wearing Atheist Guy". But, crankier and more jaded. I also spend my day off from being an elderly person's caretaker (aka a keeper of the crypt) by attempting to be sober for more than an hour, failing, and then getting way too high and answering all of your online questions. Fun.. right? Idk. It was a weird week. This one's strange and sour and sometimes sweet!

Tracklist:

1. Los Dos Grandes De La Sierra - Cruz De Mariguana 

2. FLUIDS & PUTRID STU - Baby Daddys For Days

3. King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - Satan Speeds Up

4. Walker Hayes - Fancy Like

5. Thee Oh Sees - Crack In Your Eye

6. Lee Scratch Perry - Fisherman Dub

7. Mike Post - Law and Order Theme

8. Thundercat - Bus In These Streets 

9. 21 Savage - Thug Life

10. FLUIDS - Injected 

11. Downside - Nothing

12. Shigeru Suzuki - 砂の女

13. Tonto's Expanding Head Band - Bittersweet

14. Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus and Lucy

15. Maruwa - 5AM Tool 

16. Atomic Rooster - Vug

17. Hoodrich Pablo Juan - We Don't Luv Em (Chopped and Screwed)

18. Barrage - FEAR

19. Real Estate - Pool Simmers

20. Funkadelic - Good Thoughts, Bad Thoughts

21. *Unknown Artist - Ocean City

22. Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart 

23. Fortunate Youth ft Matt Liufau - Jah Music

24. Lil Loaded ft NLE Choppa (6lock 6aby Remix)

25. Drain - California Cursed 

26. Christ Dillinger & Sam Hyde - FUCK ANTHONY (Anthony Fantano Diss 2021)