Creme World

Xaii and I discovered that we both had similar upbringings in the church and that led us in a lot of directions. A classic black adhd episode. We talked leaving the church, going on 4chan as teenagers, the relationship between black people and jewish people & everything in between? Idk listen or whatever. Please subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and follow me on instagram and tiktok @cremebrulee2d

This week we talk a bunch about Xaii's newfound friendship with 'Chatty G' and then he lays out a radical way to protect black people from white people. It's segregation, you already read the title. Please subscribe to and rate the podcast wherever you listen and follow me on instagram & tiktok @cremebrulee2d

Sorry I missed a week, it'll never happen again (maybe). 

Happy Pride. Creme Bru-F***** here to talk about I figured out I was queer/nonbinary. I lead by talking about some shows I did this weekend followed by a rousing speech on artistic endurance. This one is pretty revealing but that's what Pride is about? Idk call the queer police on me or whatever. Please subscribe to the show and leave a comment/review if you enjoy the content. 

Everything in the title is true btw. It's finally here. Because of the universe aligning in a beautiful way Xaii and I were finally able to record a show together and so we decided to fully dish all our lore. This is also largely about Portland during the summer of 2020 and ensuring months of protests. Buckle up. Subscribe, like, allat. Love you. 

Helloooooo. Ok so obviously we are talking about my favorite white queen today, but before that I get lowkey emotional about being a parent. Real spill about my dad and what being a parent means to me and then we talk about what is objectively the greatest news story of our generation. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d and subscribe wherever you listen. 

It's our superbowl. This podcast mostly exists to commentate on the long shadow of the Drake vs Kendrick beef and today we got the juiciest cut we've been served in several fortnights. Join us as we figure out how the 3 new Drake albums make us feel and where we think they stack up in his discography.

Kind of a bonus episode. Xai and I will be back tomorrow to talk about the 3 drake albums but I couldn't stand the idea of being late with the show so I recorded a podcast while driving down to a show in Vancouver, Wa. It's a lil stream of consciousness at first and then I yap about literature. Thanks for listening, please hit the buttons. 

The New York Times named their top 30 living american songwriters and I took offense because they did not seek my input. Well, the failing new york times can't silence me any longer. I present my list of the top 30 living american songwriters (of the past 30 years). Enjoy. Subscribe to the podcast, follow me @cremebrulee2d, and tell me what I got wrong. 

Nba goofball Klay Thompson cheated on hall of fame baddie Megan Thee Stallion and two n-words with checkered pasts are here to smoke newports and yap about the patriarchy and how weird dudes online are. That's the whole hour, I actually think it's one of the more interesting conversations we've had bc it's unfortunately extremely vulnerable. Please leave a like and subscribe and comment if we dated in my 20s. 

I brought my laptop and mic out for a full week on the Seattle comedy circuit and hit five rooms, recording the sets and then jumping in my car to give unfiltered, immediate notes on what happened while it was still fresh.

Across the week, I’m workshopping bits, trying new tags, trimming the fat, and doing whatever it takes to make audiences laugh. You’ll hear how a “solid” joke changes when I tweak the first sentence, how one clunky transition can ruin a punchline, and why I sometimes open with something intentionally rough just to set the tone that this is a living, breathing process. If you’re into joke writing, comedic timing, and the behind-the-scenes craft of stand-up comedy, tap in. 

There’s also the reality of chasing stage time: last-minute changes, different kinds of crowds, local Seattle references that either pop or fall flat, and the pressure trying to get booked. The week builds toward a longer, more polished featured set for Cozy Comedy in West Seattle, where hopefully all the work I'd put in comes together. 

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