Virgo Season

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What happens when your laptop dies, your godkid might not be your best friend’s, and Beyoncé plays in your face… all in the same week? You get this chaotic, hilarious, and painfully relatable episode of Virgo Season.
This week’s episode is pure chaos, in the best way. Joyhdae’s laptop said “nah,” Ryan’s tech is doing Olympic-level acrobatics, and somehow that sets the vibe for the rollercoaster of topics we dive into:
 A jaw-dropping “Am I The Asshole” where a godfather drops a baby bombshell that could ruin his longest friendship
 Tyler Perry’s messy, corny, lawsuit scandal—allegedly (and embarrassingly)
 Fat Joe is facing federal-level accusations that got us giving Roc Nation the side-eye
 Beyoncé brought out Jay-Z in Paris but not New York… and we are emotionally unwell
 WWIII almost said “hey girl,” and Trump is back on his usual nonsense
 Hetero Awesome Fest flopped HARD—50 people, one punch, and way too much audacity
 Zohran Mamdani’s big NYC win, Eric Adams spiraling, and why voting actually matters this time
Also featuring: chaotic dad jokes, TikTok CPR kits, and a reminder that if you’re 23 with an 18-year-old nephew, you’re not alone—we’re all confused here.
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Would you tell your best friend the baby might not be his… or would you sip water and mind your business forever?


Connect With Us:

• Email: [email protected]
• Website: Virgoseasonshow.com
• YouTube, TikTok & Instagram: @VirgoSeasonShow
• Ryan: @OhBlackRyan
• Joyhdae: @Joyhdae



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CHAPTERS


00:00 Intro
00:05 PSA
04:33 We're Back
05:28 Vibe Check
07:58 AITA
22:04 Tyler Perry's "Stud" Problems
27:11 Creole Criminal
33:18 Fat Joe Too?
39:56 Hetero Awesome Fest
42:07 Early Dad Joke
42:41 More Straight Fest Nonsense
47:29 WW3?
52:08 NYC's Mayoral Primary
58:31 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:01:57 Find Us On All The Things!
01:02:57 One More For The Road...
01:03:24 Outro

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