When you're facing life and death in Panama, know that OnStar has got your back. As long as your cheapo husband has paid for that feature and it's not pizza Tuesday...

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Dorsch transports the remains of Porsch and encounters several travel issues, Grant chats with Spirit and blesses 2, and Leo's status remains unchanged. Rest in peace little buddy.

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Serving your country has never tasted so good.

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Grant gets reviewed and gifts a $6000 couch, Dorsch puts himself through hell and was on team Pee-wee Herman, and Leo is you guessed it, dead! Joining the two crew this week is "Fluid-props Sub-master" Abe Martins (Ben Cohen) to chat about his time working on the upcoming erotic thriller Sauna.

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Dorsch almost has an Alec Baldwin moment and steals science from children, Grant visits Dave and meats curtains, and Leo is still very much dead. Grant and Dorsch get things back on track and start the interview process to find a new wardrobe head and co-host. They would also like to apologize for the unhappy baby roaming the halls; someone lost their parents in the labyrinth that is JAMP's vending machine wing. 

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We're nuts about guts!

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Welcome to Gary's Greek, home of the Sandy Spanakopita!

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Oh, your check engine light is on? Must be a Mazda!

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If it quacks like a duck it's probably a duck. Or a gaslighting spouse. It's hard to tell!

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This house is simply to die for!

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)