So many domestic issues this week leave us wondering if certain people should avoid marriage altogether. From jealous new wives to jealous lovers, no one is safe!

Know how we've started saying "Call your people" a whole lot? Well, we have some good reasons why this week. From a personal story to some old ones, 'keep in touch' proves to be really important!

This week we travel to a crime-ridden hotel, traverse the world following a priest who is definitely up to no good, and make a strange request about feet.

A wife goes missing - for decades. Who is the most obvious suspect? Could it be the man who never really reported her missing? (CALL. YOUR. PEOPLE!)

A husband is murdered, and his body desecrated in a terribly upsetting way. Who should be questioned first?

A wife goes missing - for decades. Who is the most obvious suspect? Could it be the man who never really reported her missing? (CALL. YOUR. PEOPLE!)

A husband is murdered, and his body desecrated in a terribly upsetting way. Who should be questioned first?

"Don't end up on next week's episode." Don't commit the crime. And whatever you do DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR CRIME AS YOU COMMIT IT!. Come on, guys!

Also, call your people. Call. Your. People!

Drunken students, an aquarium’s shoddy security, and a hilarious idea lead to the world’s most famous flightless bird. Then, the perfect couple…may not be so perfect!

Drunken students, an aquarium's shoddy security, and a hilarious idea lead to the world's most famous flightless bird. Then, the perfect couple...may not be so perfect!

We're not gonna lie:  there's a buncha murder in this one! But even though you can see it coming (because we told you), you're going to be surprised at the how, the why, and the how much!

And then a nice palate cleanser!

We're not gonna lie:  there's a buncha murder in this one! But even though you can see it coming (because we told you), you're going to be surprised at the how, the why, and the how much!

And then a nice palate cleanser!

This week we learn why you shouldn't ride manatees, never to threaten someone's air conditioning, that Diana is weirdly upset about the environmental impact of so much murder, and what one guy got up to in Wisconsin. No manatees were harmed in the making of this episode.