#SexyFails "My fiancé tried to do a sexy dance on our bed for me. When he stood up, he nailed his head on the fan that was on. I've never seen someone drop so fast. He broke one of the slats. I DIED!" "In the middle of a marathon adult time, I paused to grab a drink of water from the tumbler on the bedside table. There was a ladybug in the straw, which immediately got lodged in my throat. I was choking and gagging, which only got worse when it released its stink oil. Session ruined #SexFail" "This is Brady from Savage and I DO still listen!!! I tried to play my Crisco Hit/Miss song to get in the mood... needless to say, wife did NOT get excited. She told me to turn it off and said she was suddenly "too tired". *SIGH*"

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You have to hear about this absolutely incredible short story one amazing listener wrote about Crisco, Dez & Ryan!! Plus, another listener wrote a Top 10 list for Ryan of things he won't miss after leaving KS95. It's hilarious and brutally honest!

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He swore he'd never do it, but last night he realized he had to. For you! Ryan joined Instagram last night after realizing it's the best way to stay in touch with all of us. Listen here and you can learn all about how to find him, how to stay in touch with him and more.

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Most embarrassing moment when you needed help! "After a night of drinking, I went to the bathroom and slipped through the toilet seat. When I was trying to get myself out, I fell and ripped the toilet seats off and was laying on the floor with a toilet seat stuck on my behind." "I got my butt stuck in a bucket. It took a couple people to get me out!" "When I was in second grade, I peed my pants out on the playground so, my dear friend Heidi walked right behind me for the rest of the day. I was too embarrassed to tell the teacher."

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Beth’s husband of 20 years is cheating on her! But that’s not the most upsetting part! How badly should she blow this thing up?

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Ryan kicks off his final week on the show and we have a blast sharing some laughs and great memories!

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What makes you jealous?! "Couples that have weekends off together." "I got so jealous when the other team wins my Pickleball match! #too competitive" "I do I home daycare. I'm totally jealous of people that can take 1/2 days or days off for doctors appts without having clients complain about taking time off." 

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Nick’s Dad warned him against doing a DNA test but for VERY different reasons! And now he’s not sure if he should even tell his dad what he knows!

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What gives you the Icks?! "Guys with really long fingernails gives me the uber icks!!" "People who have the phone holder suction cupped to the windshield in their car. Put it in your cup holder like every other person!" "Old men with scraggly long hair and a gross long beard."

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Crisco's thinking about getting hair removal surgery and if you're an older gentleman living in Wisconsin, be on the lookout for a blonde hair lady!

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