Crisco, Dez & Wes

Crisco and Wes are not getting along today and what some people find acceptable nowadays is... well you be the judge.

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Dez got a shower from her friend, it wasn't a baby shower and it's probably not what you're thinking. Plus, Crisco really indulged himself over his vacation.

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Henry is wondering if all parents have a favorite child and what to do about his freeloading brother.

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A listener sent us a text with what we thought was a great idea! A listener roast. As in, listeners send in all their jokes and roast all of us. So, if you want to get in on the roast of Crisco, Dez, Wes & Pidge, email your roast joke(s) to [email protected]

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Crisco was out on vacation last week and little did we know he wasn't just sitting in his basement (the entire time), he was out saving lives.

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The Tooth Fairy visited Dez's house the other night and now Dez has some questions.

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I know it’s bad for me but I will always blank? "I know it's bad for me, but I will always let Minnesota sports teams dictate how I feel based on how they're playing." "Smoking the devil's lettuce isn’t good for me, but I still do that daily 🤷🏼‍♀️" "I will always eat my pint of jellybeans almost every day!!!"

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Biggest pet Peeve about your partner? "My husband constantly asks me to find something - his wallet, his keys, his jacket, - and he never takes 1/2 second to look for himself. IM NOT YOUR MAID!" "Too many to count after being married 35 years this year. He's always hot (so our house is always cold), always pacing, has to mix his protein drink thing the second he's done working out...dripping sweat...ick." "He says them incorrectly. "I need to get them files before the meeting." Can you hear my internal screaming???"

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Brittany and her husband are fighting over what their neighbors doing! How does she resolve this issue while keeping everyone happy at the same time?

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🍆🍑❤️😉 - You just have to listen to understand these Secrets 🤣 "Response: I don't know what this means and neither does anyone else in the office." "Sent the emojis to my husband. He said, eggplant? That's a penis.... 😆" "My husband said: "aren't you 37 weeks pregnant? How will that work?" "So should I come home for lunch or just leave early?"

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