Crisco, Dez & Wes

Never thought we'd be alive to see the day, but an American has become the first quadrillionaire to walk this earth! It's probably not what you'd expect though, you just have to hear the story.

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We really couldn't be prouder of both Dez and Crisco! They both accomplished something we never ever thought they'd be able to do. We also go over some "not so safe for air" Secrets from this morning (When did they give you TMI?!).

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When did they give you TMI?! "My grandma informed me (mid story) that my dad has a hat on his manhood... not something I wanted to know!" "When my mom told me that she and her ex-boyfriend went trolling downtown for a third party to engage in a little unicorn..." "#Secrets My son sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend about what he was going to do to her the next time they were together. TMI!"

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The worst thing that could ever happen to any guy at a wedding just happened to Seth! But all he wants to talk about is what he’s got in his pocket right now!

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What do you wish you could share your true feelings about? "My in-laws." "My boss is an incompetent B!" "I would love to scream at my snooty little "B" of a daughter-in-law about all the crap she's caused in our family for the last 14 years."

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We all know Dez loves snooping on others. Well, now she's starting to worry others are snooping on her! Plus, you have to hear the lasted hilarious TikTok challenge.

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When were you mortified in public?! "I was talking to my daughter’s coach after a softball game. My dad decided to listen to the conversation and farted very loud." "My kids saw a lady with a patch over her eye. My daughter asked if she was a pirate...and before I could say anything, my son screamed AARRRRR!" "My son pee'd in the outdoor swimming pool at Lifetime. They had to get everyone out and shutdown the pool for the rest of the day. Absolutely mortified!"

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Teddy gave his boss an ultimatum and it backfired! How do you patch this back together without his wife finding out?!

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Ryan was invited on a one-of-a-kind trip that he immediately turned down. Pidge goes undercover for an investigation at 4:30 in the morning.

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#SensitiveSubjects "Towels... Yep." "Dogs in the bed with us. Do not bring it up to my spouse. What's the big deal?" "Can't talk about the fact that my mom dated my ex-fiancé."

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