Crisco, Dez & Wes

It's Dez's birthday and Crisco almost died on his way into work this morning! Makes us wonder what Dez wished for on her birthday?

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What are you proud to say you’ve never done?! "I'm proud to say I've never had a sip of alcohol. I'm 24 years old." "I have never had a cavity or major dental work." "Never had sushi!"

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Claire’s husband is telling her to ignore what she saw her brother-inlaw doing! And now he’s trying to work a deal for her silence! 

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Crisco gave his mother a wonderful gift from Iceland last Wednesday when he returned home. It's still sitting in the same spot where he first put it, and it has still yet to be unwrapped. Now, it's turned into an exciting game where we want to see how long it'll sit there before she picks it up. And we go over some Secrets we couldn't get to on air this morning. How did your kids rat you out? These are hilarious!

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How’d your kid rat you out?! "My 5-year-old yelled out moms addicted to coke! In the middle of a restaurant. Talking about Coca Cola of course but nobody else knew that..." "My daughter told her teacher that she can't bother "Mommy and Daddy when they're having naked time..." "While walking through Kwik Trip after using the restroom, my daughter said, “When I grow up, will I have fur down there like you?”

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Alana just found out that someone is planning to hijack her wedding reception for their own celebration?! Do you try to put a stop to it now or let it happen?!

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There are at least two places in this world where Crisco would actually be a hot commodity! Possibly. Eat Pidge is back at it, spending pickles he just doesn't have.

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Crisco and a big group of KS95 listeners recently went on a trip to Iceland. The good news is they made it back! The bad news, Crisco always manages to make things weird and awkward.

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Last week Dez was told she's going on a surprise trip and to pack a suitcase. That's all she was told, and as much snooping and interrogating she did, that's all she was able to find out until she arrived at her gate Friday. Well, Dez is back and she brought some good stories with her. Including this one right here!

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What do you waste the most time doing?! "Shopping barefooted because it's so fun!" "Looking at Pinterest!" "My job." "Driving. We need teleportation please!"

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