Crisco, Dez & Wes

We'll, we all have trips coming up and for one reason or another they're ALL turning into disasters! And is Dez the only human being in the world still doing this one thing and what does it say about her?!

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What do you pretend to hate because other people do?! "Pinneapolis on my pizza. I pretend to hate it, but secretly make it at home." "I pretend I hate when it rains outside. I secretly love it because then I don't have to deal with people." "Post Malone! I act like I hate him, but secretly I'm in love with him!"

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You will never guess how her fiancé KNEW that she went to the gym before work! And it’s not because he’s psychic!!! Everyone in her life is saying this is a MAJOR problem but she’s wondering if it really is?

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It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong and that's exactly what Crisco did on this podcast. Plus, somebody created yet another beverage that no one asked for and is definitely unhealthy!

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What do you wish you hadn’t seen or heard?! "I wish I never saw my husband cheating on me." "Really wish I hadn't seen my mom's kinky lingerie.. My dad is the pastor of our church." "I wish I didn't hear that the CEO of my company is doing my brother. He'll definitely be getting a raise!"

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Pat has a secret he’s been hiding from his fiancé. And now that she knows the truth she thinks he needs therapy! Or is she just the wrong woman for a man like Pat!?

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Are there certain stores that have a "laxative effect? on you? We didn't know if this was a real thing so we asked listeners and we quickly learned, this is a real thing! We also give Crisco a little preview of what his memorial show would be like just in case he unexpectedly passed on us. Knock on wood.

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Every-so-often we love talking about #AwkwardMoments. Whether it's something that happened to one of us, a listener, or even a funny story we read somewhere. Well, both Dez & Ryan experienced awkward moments recently and you must hear what happened!

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What screams “I want attention”?! "When people post something cryptic to Facebook to get comments asking what's wrong." "People who talk on speakerphone in public." "People with face tattoos and tons of piercings are screaming for attention!"

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He just found out his girlfriend has something in common with Ted Bundy, John Gacy and Dexter! But he’s still not sure if he should dump her or love her?! 

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