Crisco, Dez & Wes

Crisco supposedly got a compliment about how awesome his car is this morning. This coming from the lips of Crisco, so who knows if it's really true. And what has Dez's stomach been trying to tell us?!

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Paige’s fiancé isn’t your typical groom! In fact, he wants to avoid every typical thing about getting married! But can you blame him?!

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What do you look back on and wish you never did?! "Getting a degree in photography. I now work in finance. What a waste of time and money!" "I wish I never would have signed up for social media. It's like crack and crack is bad for you." "Travis! Cheating man-whore!"

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Ryan shares more interesting knowledge he learned over the weekend, Pidge ruined an entire contest and Crisco recaps his exciting birthday weekend. Plus, Crisco had a dream/nightmare featuring Dez and Ryan that must be interpreted!

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What do you secretly play dumb about?! "My husband is dumb about EVERYTHING! Where do I put my shoes, laundry? What's laundry? Oh this cup goes in the dishwasher? What's a dishwasher? Where's my head? I can't find that either! EVERYTHING!" "I secretly play dumb that I forget to put the toilet seat down because my girlfriend never leaves it up for it. It works both ways!" "I play dumb about where all these packages come from. My husband is always like "damn honey you're ordering so much" and I'm like "no they always ship things in so many packages! so bad for the environment, right?" but secretly I do order so much!"

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Emma is a Step-Mom that is torn between honoring Bio-Mom’s strict rules and doing what she feels is right for her Step-Son! 

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What do you know about Crisco that we don’t know?! "He ghosted me on one of the dating apps." "You probably wouldn't guess I love running into Crisco at the gym. I definitely have a little crush." "Crisco and I were alone in a bathroom. He lets out the world's biggest fart and says "excuse you"!"

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March 24th is Crisco's birthday. The big guy turned 39 and he's looking for anything he can get for free! He put together a list of restaurants & businesses that'll give him anything for free on his birthday. Listeners asked us to share the list, so here you go!

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Dez has really been trying, and trying for years to win a lifetime supply of anything! We touched on it this morning on the show and suddenly she's realizing it may not be as great as she thinks, in fact, some of the stuff she's signing up for may be a scam. Plus, we learn the fascinating and unique way Lady Gaga is keeping people from stealing her powers!

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What food crimes have you committed?! "Stove top stuffing and salsa with kraft mac & cheese" "Food crime, my husband mixes tuna fish with mayo and then adds it to his Ramen noodles! 🤮 it's so disgusting!" "I would eat a Triple Whopper with cheese, large onion rings, large Dr. Pepper, large milkshake... all while watching The Biggest Loser."

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