Crisco, Dez & Wes

Months back Dani called into the show during our weekly segment "Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man" asking Crisco to write her a song. She and her husband were having a little trouble trying to accomplish something they'd been working on for a while. So, Crisco agreed to write Dani a song and she returns to the show to let us know if it helped.

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Dez and her family went to their first ever Monster Jam and apparently it had quite a profound effect on her kids. Crisco and Pidge thought they discovered a brilliant new life hack, their awesome new "life hack" ended with them getting hustled and Pidge's bank account possibly literally hacked.

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What would you like to unlearn about Mom & Dad?! "I just found out they inherited just under $1,000,000 from my grandpa & gave my brother & I $500." "I found out my parents loved role play. I can't even look them in the eye anymore." "The drawer full of adult toys in the nightstand. I was just trying to find the spare truck key, my dad told me it was in the nightstand drawer but not which nightstand. I picked the wrong nightstand!"

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Lucy’s husband has a secret. Is this the kind of secret you want to find out about ahead of time or when he’s on stage in front of every body?

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What does everyone do but won’t admit?! "Put the Q-Tips on my lips after cleaning my ear to see if it is dry, moist, or wet. Husband hated it... now he does the same thing!" "I'm ashamed but... pee in the pool." "Pick your nose while driving." "Going slow in the fast lane just to annoy people. #Secrets"

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Crisco is looking to shake things up and get a new hairstyle. We posted pictures on our Facebook page of Crisco with all sorts of different haircuts and want our listeners to go on there and pick his new hairdo! We also discuss the man who recently won the $2 billion dollar lottery, his name was finally released and Dez is completely lost.

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What makes you super jealous?! "I'm jealous that my husband gets all of the... you know whats, and that he doesn't realize that I fake EVERY! SINGLE! ONE!" "I am super jealous those in a open relationship and have open communication." "Skinny B's ; )" "I'm jealous of those that are able to retire early, or at all!"

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David’s family has screwed him over in the past, but now is his chance to right the wrong! But at what cost?!

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Game shows are not all fun and games! A certain gentleman learned that the hard way. And poor Ryan is just surrounded by three basket cases!

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What's the most awkward thing you do?? "At the fair I was waiting for my cheese curds and someone got the big bucket and I said to the girl next to me "CHEESE-US CHRIST, am I right?" No laugh. Nothing. And then I just had to awkwardly stand by her after." "I make morbid jokes and catch people off guard. At my brothers wake, a lady that came through was like "you look like someone I know who is it?" and I said, "is it the dead guy in the casket over there?" When she said no, I was mortified..." "Awkward secret... getting caught by my employee rubbing a magazine perfume sample on myself."

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